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Mark Twain quote of the day
Posted on 5/31/14 at 10:47 am
Posted on 5/31/14 at 10:47 am
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:02 am to prplhze2000
Twain has some good ones. This particular one on the other hand. Not so much.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:05 am to prplhze2000
Not an authentic Twain quote.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:06 am to prplhze2000
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
This is a good one.
This is a good one.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:06 am to ags01
Sounds like we got a coupla bankers up in hurrr.... can't take a joke?
LC
LC
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:07 am to prplhze2000
Brussels Sprout is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:08 am to RedlandsTiger
quote:
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
This is a good one.
Not a Twain quote.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:09 am to TotesMcGotes
quote:
Not an authentic Twain quote.
There are many. That's what happens when you say more memorable shite than anyone else.
My favorite Twain quote that wasn't a Twain Quote:
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:10 am to TotesMcGotes
So we're 0 for 2 thus far? 
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:10 am to Themole
quote:
Brussels Sprout is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Cauliflower.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:12 am to TotesMcGotes
Totes clearly knows every word that ever came out of Twain's mouth.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:13 am to prplhze2000
"I didn't say half the things I said." - Yogi Berra
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:18 am to LongueCarabine
LC, whats up baw?
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:24 am to prplhze2000
Yay quotes
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:27 am to prplhze2000
quote:
We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves.
-Mark Twain
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:28 am to prplhze2000
quote:
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
-Mark Twain
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:29 am to prplhze2000
quote:
You ready to be fricked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna frick you up.
-Mark Twain
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:29 am to prplhze2000
Always check the oil first.
-Mark Twain
-Mark Twain
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:31 am to biglego
These hoes ain't loyal
-Mark Twain
-Mark Twain
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