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Why does asparagus make your pee smell exactly like asparagus?

Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:49 am
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:49 am
But other foods don't?

Imagine if everything you ate made your pee smell (and taste I imagine...asparagus pee has to taste...asparagusy, right?) like what you ate it drank.

Bacon pee
Steak pee
Tea pee






Golden showers would probably be a lot more popular.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:50 am to
Why are you smelling your piss?
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:50 am to
Coffee
Posted by chillygentilly
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:50 am to
My mid-morning piss has a strong coffee odor.
Posted by chRxis
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:50 am to
asparagine...
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:51 am to
I always hate going to the bathroom after eating asparagus. My pee used to smell like coffee after I drank coffee, but now it doesn't.

Actually it still does after I drink iced coffee, but hot coffee I cant smell anything.
This post was edited on 4/21/14 at 9:52 am
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:51 am to
IT doesn't make it smell like asparagus, but it sure as hell makes it stink.

I googled it one time and it has something to do with sulphur.

Its crazy how quickly it starts stinking too. Eat a stalk or two, and pee stinks 15 min later.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:51 am to
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:51 am to
Your body breaks asparagusic acid down into sulphur containing compounds, making the horrible smell.
This post was edited on 4/21/14 at 9:52 am
Posted by chRxis
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:52 am to
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Coffee

makes my piss smell like Honey Nut Cheerios for some reason….
Posted by Spaulding Smails
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Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:52 am to
Why does Jack in the Box's mushroom swiss burger make my shite smell exactly like Jack in the Box's mushromm swiss burger?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Why are you smelling your piss?


I'm a midget and the toilet is high.
Posted by rebeloke
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:53 am to
So this is a troll because you asked a question that you already knew the answer.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:53 am to
I just want to know the food that makes my jizz taste like chocolate syrup. Wifey been askin...
Posted by Gaston
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Member since Aug 2008
38943 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:53 am to
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
This post was edited on 4/21/14 at 9:55 am
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Member since Jul 2011
6704 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Why are you smelling your piss

No way to not smell that after eating asparagus. For me, it makes my whole area stink to high heaven until I flush it.

I don't find that my pee smells like asparagus though. Just a really awful, horrible smell.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123935 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Why does Jack in the Box's mushroom swiss burger make my shite smell exactly like Jack in the Box's mushromm swiss burger?


It just smells like shite to begin with.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30234 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:53 am to
Sometimes when I eat fried foods, my farts smell like musty fried chicken. It's pretty cool actually.
Posted by Alatgr
Mobeezy, Alabizzle
Member since Sep 2005
17660 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:53 am to
Asparagus has acids that the body converts into sulfur that you pee out. That's why your pee stinks.

P.S. The asparagus I make doesn't taste like sulfur or pee.
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
123935 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:54 am to
quote:

My cat'a breath smells like car food.


Gasoline?
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