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Dwarf drives across state lines with a piss jar to frick underage girl
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:43 am
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:43 am
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A diminutive traveler from Kansas was in such a hurry to have sex with a teen girl in Longwood, he drove nearly non-stop across the country before his arrest Tuesday, bypassing bathroom breaks, police say.
Christopher Lanning, 40, arrived at a gas station in Longwood in a vehicle that reeked of human waste as part of his plan to have sex with a Seminole County high school student, said Officer Kevin Tuck, a spokesman for the Longwood Police Department.
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Instead, the 4-foot, 10-inch Lanning, was arrested on a slew of charges in what the Longwood police department called a "To Catch a Predator" undercover sting.
A bottle of urine was found in Lanning's vehicle.
Short dudes need loving too.
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Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:44 am to arseinclarse
I kinda feel bad for him. He's probably had a really rough life.
This post was edited on 4/10/14 at 10:45 am
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:45 am to arseinclarse
Arse srsly ...Where n the frick do you find the out there items in which to start a thread??
my word you have a talent for the weird and deranged
my word you have a talent for the weird and deranged
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:45 am to arseinclarse
Impin ain't easy.
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:46 am to arseinclarse
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Christopher Lanning, 40
Damn. Dude looks about 60.
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:46 am to arseinclarse
That crazy guy drove 10 hours, pissed in his car to keep going, and then was caught in a sting? lololololol
Best ever troll job by the police. I love these stings though. I don't care about these sick perverts at all. Whatever it takes to remove them from the streets.
Best ever troll job by the police. I love these stings though. I don't care about these sick perverts at all. Whatever it takes to remove them from the streets.
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:46 am to tigerfan in bamaland
I hate when things dont turn out the way you imagine they will.
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:46 am to tigerfan in bamaland
FL high school chicks >>>>> Kansas high school chicks
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:46 am to arseinclarse
How did this guy avoid becoming a congressman???
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:46 am to arseinclarse
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Lanning thought he was chatting with a 14-year-old girl. It was really an undercover officer.
Yuck. Sicko.
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:47 am to arseinclarse
Who hasn't pissed in a bottle on a long drive?
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:47 am to DosManos
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I kinda feel bad for him. He's probably had a really rough life.
this
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:48 am to Y.A. Tittle
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Damn. Dude looks about 60.
Being a dwarf takes its toll
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:48 am to Napoleon
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That crazy guy drove 10 hours, pissed in his car to keep going, and then was caught in a sting? lololololol
Best ever troll job by the police. I love these stings though. I don't care about these sick perverts at all. Whatever it takes to remove them from the streets.
This guy not have been a pedophile if he wasn't a dwarf. This is another reason why prostitution should be legal. This guy wouldn't have any problems getting laid then. Sex crimes would drop drastically is prostitution became legal.
This post was edited on 4/10/14 at 10:50 am
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:49 am to arseinclarse
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A diminutive traveler from Kansas
wonder if he knows Dorothy. Probably tried to hit that.
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:50 am to arseinclarse
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Lanning thought he was chatting with a 14-year-old girl. It was really an undercover officer.
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:51 am to Peazey
I know someone that pisses in 2 liters when playing online poker
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:53 am to Y.A. Tittle
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Damn. Dude looks about 60.
40 is 60 in dwarf years.
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:53 am to PeepleHeppinBidness
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Being a dwarf takes its troll
FIFY
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:54 am to PeepleHeppinBidness
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Being a dwarf takes its toll
No no. A troll takes its toll.
This post was edited on 4/10/14 at 10:55 am
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