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Walters 2014 April fools mock draft

Posted on 4/1/14 at 9:03 am
Posted by DownHome
Below the Equator
Member since Jan 2012
10141 posts
Posted on 4/1/14 at 9:03 am
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Good for a couple of chuckles. Liked the Rex Ryan rant.

"F*** THIS F***ING GM AND THIS F***ING TEAM AND F***ING CITY!!!" Rex Ryan shouted at the top of his lungs. "THIS F***ING IDIOT GM IS A F***ING PIECE OF S***, HOW THE F*** CAN YOU KEEP MISSING OUT ON THESE F***ING CORNERS?!?!? ALL I WANT IS ONE F***ING TALENTED CORNER AND THIS B***H KEEPS F***ING UP! F*** THIS S*** I'M OUT OF THIS F***ING DISASTER OF A F***ING FRANCHISE!!!"


Posted by lsutigers1992
Member since Mar 2006
25317 posts
Posted on 4/1/14 at 9:04 am to
Some clever things in there.
Posted by Steveohh
Kenner, Brah
Member since Dec 2009
939 posts
Posted on 4/1/14 at 9:11 am to
I enjoyed pick two being traded to Washington

quote:

"The Washington Redskins will always be the Washington Redskins, but I've acquired an alternative nickname that people can use if they don't like 'Redskins,'" Snyder said. "This new name will be the Blood-Thirsty Savages. The Washington Blood-Thirsty Savages. Because those with red skin are blood-thirsty savages."

Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 4/1/14 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Philadelphia Eagles: Max Wittek, QB, USC
On the surface, it seems that Chip Kelly has an obsession with USC quarterbacks. Looking deeper, however, we can see that's a bit of an understatement.

And by deeper, we mean Kelly's basement. Hours after drafting Max Wittek, we visited Kelly's house, where he had Wittek, Matt Barkley and Mark Sanchez all chained up in his basement. We were able to free them, but neither Barkley nor Sanchez could speak because they were trapped in there for so long. Only Wittek had something to say, but he kept muttering the same two words over and over:

"Yellow... king... yellow... king..."


Posted by LosLobos111
Austere
Member since Feb 2011
45385 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 12:52 am to
quote:

New Orleans Saints: Iron Boots
When the "no dunking" rule was announced, Jimmy Graham vowed to lead the NFL in fines. His plans have been thwarted, however.

"These iron boots will make sure that Jimmy Graham won't ever dunk again," Sean Payton said. "Am I upset that he won't be able to jump to catch touchdowns? Sure. But it's worth it. Besides, if Ozzie Newsome ever needs anyone to go into the water temple to retrieve the hookshot, Jimmy can get it done."
Posted by HeadCoach
Shady's Parking Lot
Member since Mar 2009
5659 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 6:48 pm to
Pretty good
Posted by KG5989
Das Boot
Member since Oct 2010
16324 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 7:36 pm to
Carolina Panthers - Nate. QB / WR / Play60



best 1 IMO
This post was edited on 4/2/14 at 7:37 pm
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