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My egg had 2 yolks this AM

Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:15 am
Posted by TigerWise
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:15 am
What does it mean ? I ate them.

1. Will I die ?
2. Should I buy a lotto ticket ?
3. ????????????
4. Profit

I feel like I need to join Ministry now.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90447 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:18 am to
Its from climate change
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:20 am to
Did you eat them both?
Posted by RaginCajun87
Member since Jul 2013
353 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:22 am to
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What does it mean ? I ate them.



quote:

Did you eat them both?


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Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50092 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:23 am to
Silly city boys....google double yolk eggs. Then Jones will come back up in here and explain the science behind it.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27062 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:23 am to
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I feel like I need to join Ministry now.


Get ordained, bro.
Posted by TigerWise
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Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:24 am to
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Did you eat them both?


Yes. I normally eat two eggs for breakfast. So today I had two eggs with 3 yolks. It's got me all thrown out of whack today.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90447 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:25 am to
Its climate change. I've been shown the light
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:26 am to
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It's got me all thrown out of whack today.



So does the meat pie I picked up from the Taliban Citgo.
Posted by TigerWise
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Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:29 am to
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Silly city boys....google double yolk eggs.


I just did and now I'm really confused and worried. I think I'm gonna buy a lotto ticket and then take Bottom's advice.
Posted by Degas
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Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:39 am to
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What does it mean ?
5. I've started a post looking for attention.

Posted by TigerWise
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Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:53 am to
So the climate is throwing off the hens reproductive cycle ?

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Double-yolk eggs occur when ovulation occurs too rapidly, or when one yolk becomes joined with another yolk. These eggs may be the result of a young hen's reproductive cycle not yet being synchronized


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In many parts of Europe, farmers would take a fresh egg into the fields in the hopes that it would bring a good healthy crop. Eggs were also used to tell fortunes – two yolks would mean a marriage was coming up soon, a black spot on a yolk was a bad omen – and an egg with no yolk at all was just about as bad as you could get.


I knew something bad was gonna happen.

Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90447 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:57 am to
Prayers sent
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 8:59 am to
I'm a fan...

I get two good sized bites with yolk instead of 1 big one.

Nice change of speed.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50092 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 9:00 am to
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meat pie I picked up from the Taliban Citgo
Mr. Balls...you are smarter than that. Drive west to the Citgo near the old Walmarks, across from Granny's and buy chicken and meat pies from the former country hottie with skunk hair. Trust me, her chicken rocks and the meat pies are nice, too.
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 9:01 am to
You got a double yolk egg a sure sign of the Second Coming and all the fun that comes before it in the realm of prophecies. Good time to start going to church now there sinner.
Posted by TigerWise
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Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 9:06 am to
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I get two good sized bites with yolk instead of 1 big one.


Drew, this happens to you often ? Didn't you win the FF league this year ? Maybe I'm next.
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 9:13 am to
Not super often but I've seen it more times than most.

I eat (or used to eat) a ton of eggs.

And yes, I am your champion.
Posted by TigerWise
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Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 9:17 am to
I didn't realize how much superstition surround this phenomenon. I'm a very superstitious person and find some of this to be pretty cool, although it's probably all just science like Jones mentioned.

Anyway I say we raise the buy in next year.
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 9:20 am to
If my new job permits the spare time I'm in.

Although being commissioner is out of the question. I won't have that kind of time nor desire this upcoming year.

And I'm superstitious as hell, too.

Although, I know it's all science... It's still fun.
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