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Meanwhile in Russia... (NSFW in a bad way)

Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:43 am
Posted by barry
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
50346 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:43 am
A outspoken Putin critic and media member woke up to this. A giant wooden dick and balls chained to her BMW.



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This post was edited on 2/5/14 at 9:44 am
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:44 am to
what a dick
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
19603 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:45 am to


That carver put some detail into that one.
Posted by OnTheBrink
TN
Member since Mar 2012
5418 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:45 am to
quote:

That carver put some detail into that one


Posted by willymeaux
Member since Mar 2012
4754 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:48 am to
First you have hot chicks protesting Putin by running topless, now you have Putin critics getting dicks on their cars
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17671 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:50 am to
Geez she really got the shaft
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:52 am to
That's awesome.
Posted by eyepooted
Member since Jul 2010
5717 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:54 am to
That chain is really gonna do wonders for the paint job.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12739 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:55 am to
Wow. So many veins.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77980 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:55 am to
quote:

Wow. So many veins.



TWSS
Posted by lsu fan cw
Member since Jan 2014
305 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:11 am to
They should arrest the vandal and lock him up in a penile institution.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12064 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:15 am to
quote:

That carver put some detail into that one.


I had to stay hard for like 6 hours while she crafted every detail.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11804 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:17 am to
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:18 am to
It makes me smile knowing there is a sculptor in Russia who's masterpiece is a giant veiny dick that he carved while outraged. I can picture him slouched forward, on a stool in a dimly light workshop, violently chipping away at a huge dick, mumbling obscenities under his breath.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33189 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 11:00 am to
So I take it this was a commissioned piece.

Hopefully not self portrait.

Bitch woke up to morning wood in a big way
This post was edited on 2/5/14 at 11:02 am
Posted by LloydChristmas
in a van down by the river
Member since Nov 2009
2829 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 11:02 am to
Penis riot
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124251 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 11:04 am to
quote:

I had to stay hard for like 6 hours while she crafted every detail.


Like your tiny, tapered head?
Posted by willthezombie
the graveyard
Member since Dec 2013
1546 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 11:06 am to
what a dick move
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68313 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 11:06 am to
that puts new meaning to the term ball and chain
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 11:20 am to
I was the model for that. It's shown actual size....
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