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Worst movie you ever rented?

Posted on 11/30/13 at 5:38 pm
Posted by Patrick O Rly
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 5:38 pm
When me and my wife first got married, we use to go to this independent movie rental place. The guys working there were nice, and could find any movie with minimal information.

Well, we would peruse the indie film section a lot, and if the cover had purdy awards wreathes on it, we'd give it a shot, even if it was "Viewed at Po dunk film festival."

I think we went to that well one too many times.

This one particular film (which I can't remember the title of) was about some guy who's family worked in the carnival, or he just visited there a lot to see this beat up tarot card reader, and his older brother sodomized him a couple of times. There was no point to the movie, and after the 2nd sibling rape, I was done.

By the way, if you can tell me what the movie was called, you get 1000 points.
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 5:39 pm to
Drive
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 5:39 pm to
A. I.

worst movie I've ever seen.





Ever.
Posted by BlackleafBaller
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 5:40 pm to
Caddyshack 2
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 5:41 pm to
Lord of the Rings
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 5:54 pm to
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Lord of the Rings



Posted by Easy
Los Angeles
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 6:00 pm to
The Telephone with Whoopi Goldberg was probably the worst. Didn't enjoy it at all.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 6:00 pm to
I rented all three movies and stopped watching halfway through the third one.

Based on all the praise I imagined it would get good at one point.

It never did.
Posted by wrc12
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 6:00 pm to
easily the newest Texas Chainsaw Masacre...it had Trey Songz in it
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 6:00 pm to
The Master.
Posted by Easy
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 6:02 pm to
I could never make it through the first one without falling asleep. I've still not completed it. I took my kids to see the second one in the theater and fell asleep for a good 30-40 minutes in the middle of it.
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

This one particular film (which I can't remember the title of) was about some guy who's family worked in the carnival, or he just visited there a lot to see this beat up tarot card reader, and his older brother sodomized him a couple of times. There was no point to the movie, and after the 2nd sibling rape


Bio flick of Alajandro?


Worst I rented was black dhalia or Zombiez
Posted by wildtigercat93
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 7:22 pm to
Trololol
Posted by boom roasted
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 7:27 pm to
The Watchmen. frick that movie.
Posted by brgfather129
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 7:28 pm to
Twixt
Posted by Fearthehat0307
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

The Watchmen
WAT

Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

The Watchmen

I would only understand this being the worst movie you ever rented if its the only movie you've ever rented

quote:

frick that movie.

Posted by Shepherd
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Posted on 11/30/13 at 7:46 pm to
Skyline.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

The Watchmen. frick that movie.


Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 8:08 pm to
Just the most recent movie that I actually paid money to rent and it sucked arse.

I've watched it two more times after the initial watching and it still sucks arse. Long and terribly boring movie.
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