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Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:45 am
Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:45 am
Kevin: "oh my God, I think the eagles can clinch the NFC east"
Stacy (Kevin's gf): "we're done"
Stacy (Kevin's gf): "we're done"
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 1:53 am to LSULyle00690
Bears
Beats
Battlestar Galactica
Beats
Battlestar Galactica
Posted on 6/26/13 at 2:26 am to LSULyle00690
Somebody was watching TBS tonight.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 3:12 am to LSULyle00690
Dwight you ignorant slut
Posted on 6/26/13 at 4:22 am to LSULyle00690
"Good luck paying me back on your 0 dollar salary plus benefits, babe!"
Posted on 6/26/13 at 4:53 am to beaverfever
It's from a blooper/deleted scene, but I lose it when Michael's drinking scotch and goes:
"Over the gums, through the lips, look out stomach... Here we go!"
"Over the gums, through the lips, look out stomach... Here we go!"
Posted on 6/26/13 at 5:43 am to LSULyle00690
Damn I love the office
In a perfect world all ten fingers would be on one hand and the other would be a fist just for punching
In a perfect world all ten fingers would be on one hand and the other would be a fist just for punching
Posted on 6/26/13 at 6:52 am to LSUSoulja08
Michael:
I may not make much money but I get some great benefits. Like every year on my birthday I get a 50$ gas card. You can't put a price tag on that,
I may not make much money but I get some great benefits. Like every year on my birthday I get a 50$ gas card. You can't put a price tag on that,
This post was edited on 6/26/13 at 6:56 am
Posted on 6/26/13 at 6:58 am to LSULyle00690
Andy when the entire office returns from lunch after he returns from the boat trip
quote:
Looks like I can cancel my order to zappos.com because oh look the loafers have arrived.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:09 am to LSULyle00690
Toby is in HR so he's not really part of our family
... And he's divorced so hes really not a part of his own family
... And he's divorced so hes really not a part of his own family
Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:14 am to BarbeTiger
quote:
Dwight you ignorant slut
Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:19 am to Geaux1997
BUTLICKER!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!
Packer can doing anything!
Except pass that breathalizer
Packer can doing anything!
Except pass that breathalizer
This post was edited on 6/26/13 at 7:20 am
Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:22 am to wish i was tebow
Dwight: I cut my penis on the lid!
Dwight: I've lost control of my bladder!
Michael: Distract her... Make love to her -- Jim!
Office wars was one of the best episodes.
Michael: Wanted, middle aged black man with sass. Big butt. Bigger heart... I can't do this.
Dwight: I've lost control of my bladder!
Michael: Distract her... Make love to her -- Jim!
Office wars was one of the best episodes.
Michael: Wanted, middle aged black man with sass. Big butt. Bigger heart... I can't do this.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:26 am to FT
Michael: STANLEY, OBAMA IS PRESIDENT!
Michael: What are you going to do when your heart disappears to be working?
Michael: I drove my car into a frickING LAKE.
Michael: What are you going to do when your heart disappears to be working?
Michael: I drove my car into a frickING LAKE.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:28 am to FT
quote:
Michael: Wanted, middle aged black man with sass. Big butt. Bigger heart... I can't do this.
Finally broke down and bought a plasma TV. I can just stand here and watch TV for hours
Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:30 am to wish i was tebow
You took me by the ha-and... Ma-ade me a ma-an...
Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:32 am to FT
That one night! you made everything alllrighhhhtttt
i love when Michael is waiting and hunter or whatever his name is tells michael shes busy and dont you want me to give her a message?
Michael doesnt the motor boat and says she'll know what it means
i love when Michael is waiting and hunter or whatever his name is tells michael shes busy and dont you want me to give her a message?
Michael doesnt the motor boat and says she'll know what it means
Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:35 am to wish i was tebow
Tell her I want to squeeze them. She'll... She'll know what that means.
I have soft teeth.
Oh, yeah, you just want me to PUMP all my RICH FRIENDS...
I have soft teeth.
Oh, yeah, you just want me to PUMP all my RICH FRIENDS...
Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:37 am to FT
quote:
Tell her I want to squeeze them. She'll... She'll know what that means.
Thats what it was!!
I DECLARE BANKRUPCY!!
Oscar: You cant just say bankrupcy michael
MS: I didnt say it i declared it
the entire knock knock scene is soo great it cant even be put into words
Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:43 am to wish i was tebow
What is the core blaster?
If works your entire core. Your... Your arm core, your leg core... The, the Marine Corps, actually...
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Michael, I'm going to fax this over to you.
Oh, well, why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur.
Michael, this is important.
Well, then, email it, David.
If works your entire core. Your... Your arm core, your leg core... The, the Marine Corps, actually...
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Michael, I'm going to fax this over to you.
Oh, well, why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur.
Michael, this is important.
Well, then, email it, David.
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