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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:44 am to
Posted by slackster
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:44 am to
See my sig...
Posted by Akit1
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:45 am to
"What has 2 thumbs and boned your mom? This guy!" -Todd Packard
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:46 am to
One of my favorite opening scenes is when michael is eating cereal.

Jan made me breakfast this morning. well she bought the milk. its soyy. this is why i do it, domestic bliss


yep gonna be a good year. then smokes meredith with is car




that and the Goerge forman grill. I dont see whats so hard to understand!? i love waking up to the smell of sizzling bacon etc
Posted by FT
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:48 am to
BOY, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND, CAUSE I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT?

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Jim, tell them what it's called!

I'm... I don't think they need...

What's it called, Jim?

Senor Lodenstein...

Tell them why it's called that!

Por que es muy rapido that's dumb...
Posted by FT
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:50 am to
No, the game is over, I'm going to shoot you for real.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:51 am to
quote:

Bears
Beats
Battlestar Galactica

BEEts?
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:51 am to
dwights perfect crime


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Willy Wonka!

the whole episode! Jim says well thats the biggest wonka fan i know

why do you keep a diary? to hide things from my computer
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:51 am to
Osama bin ladin saddam and toby in a room i have a gun with 2 bullets I shoot toby twice
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:52 am to
quote:

It's from a blooper/deleted scene, but I lose it when Michael's drinking scotch and goes:

"Over the gums, through the lips, look out stomach... Here we go!"

LINK
Posted by FT
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:52 am to
Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, God, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese...
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:53 am to
the day of the finale i was sad and watch all the bloopers at work

I was laughing so hard
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:54 am to
Okay listen up people! mereditch is gonna be fine she has a tiny crack in her pelvis.

Pam: Angelas cat died michael

MS: OH no! sprinkles?? i thought he had more time
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:55 am to
Yeah the bloopers are great for The Office.
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 7:56 am to
After watching that outtake i just started season 4 bloopers hahahah


so sad but so happy at the same time



Im not a bad guy, Im a good guy that runs of women with his car
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:11 am to
these bloopers have me rolling. it just reminds me of all the gold that the office was



after watching I dont know how the hell they got through some of these and were able to put them on the show
Posted by foreverLSU
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:28 am to
Kelly Kapour:

I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical, like, "Your mom is so fat she could eat the Internet." But smack talk is happening right now. Like, "You're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there."


Michael Scott:

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.
Posted by The Sad Banana
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:33 am to
I always liked the exchange with the Stanley Nickels and Schrute Bucks.
Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:51 am to
quote:

that and the Goerge forman grill. I dont see whats so hard to understand!? i love waking up to the smell of sizzling bacon etc


Michael: What does this look like to you Stanley?
Stanley: Mailboxes Etc.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:58 am to
It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 9:01 am to
quote:

"Over the gums, through the lips, look out stomach... Here we go!"



In a simil fashion, my dad always says. "rub a dub dub...lets eat"
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