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re: Random Office quote
Posted on 6/26/13 at 2:26 pm to HumbleNinja
Posted on 6/26/13 at 2:26 pm to HumbleNinja
it really is. When dwight says he cut his penis and hes wearing that moustache I just die
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 2:29 pm to wish i was tebow
Utica, Utica , Utica
Posted on 6/26/13 at 2:32 pm to LSULyle00690
Posted on 6/26/13 at 2:34 pm to yankeeundercover
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yankeeundercover
Hahahaha, One of my favorite scenes. The outtakes of that part are great too.
Dwight:Fair enough, but after it bit you, did it run away fearful, or did it walk away smug, self-assured?
Jim: So smug. Like he thought it was funny, like this.
Dwight: Pshh. That's a bedbug.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 2:34 pm to yankeeundercover
wow i had forgotten about that! OH! SO smug
Posted on 6/26/13 at 2:37 pm to yankeeundercover
Posted on 6/26/13 at 2:40 pm to wish i was tebow
Just watched the scene. sooo funny
trying to find the bloopers but cant
trying to find the bloopers but cant
Posted on 6/26/13 at 2:45 pm to wish i was tebow
Posted on 6/26/13 at 2:46 pm to LasVegasTiger
for some reason i was thinking season 9
Posted on 6/26/13 at 3:30 pm to wish i was tebow
The eyes are the groin of the head.
Spin move!
Spin move!
Posted on 6/26/13 at 3:41 pm to Josh Fenderman
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[points to Ryan] You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don't drop the soap! Don't drop the soap!
this thread made my day
Posted on 6/26/13 at 3:44 pm to NIH
Dwight: You cant even protect her!
Andy: Protect her from what? bears? when was the last time you saw a bear in scranton idiot?
Dwight: Last year IDIOTTTT
Andy: Protect her from what? bears? when was the last time you saw a bear in scranton idiot?
Dwight: Last year IDIOTTTT
Posted on 6/26/13 at 3:54 pm to wish i was tebow
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wish i was tebow
I feel like you posted these exact same quotes in last month's Office quotes thread.
This post was edited on 6/26/13 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 6/26/13 at 3:59 pm to CocomoLSU
Posted on 6/26/13 at 4:23 pm to CocomoLSU
Probably did. Every time one would pop in my head at work today is come here and post it. I wasn't searching for certain one
Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:56 pm to wish i was tebow
Posted on 6/26/13 at 9:01 pm to FT
I bought them a toaster. Then they called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I went back to the store, and they told me they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has two toasters.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 10:38 pm to LSULyle00690
"Mr. Scott, what you gonna do, what you gonna do make our dreams come true?"
Most uncomfortable I've ever been watching an episode of TV in my life
Most uncomfortable I've ever been watching an episode of TV in my life
Posted on 6/27/13 at 12:53 am to LSULyle00690
mike: and another fun thing, at the end of the night, we are going to give the check to an actual group of boyscouts right toby?
toby: actually i didnt think it would be appropriate, cause theres gambling, theres alcohol, its in our dangerous warehouse, its a school night, and hooters is catering...is that enough?
mike: why are you the way that you are? honestly, every time i try to do something fun. or exciting, you make it not that way. i hate...so much about the things that you choose to be
mike: (reading dwights complaints toward jim) someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons, i suspect jim halpert
everyone has called me dwayne all day, i think jim halpert paid them to
jim: (laughing) yes, five bucks each and it was totally worth it
mike: this morning i found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and jim tried to convince me i committed murder. i think he may be the real murderer.
jim halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the ladies room. when i went to save the child, i saw meredith on the can
this morning, i knocked myself in the head with the phone
jim: that actually took a while, i had to put more and more nickels into his handset until he got used to the weight, and then i just took them all out
mike: every time i type my name, it said diapers
jim: just a simple macro
mike: by the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier
jim: i just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom
toby: actually i didnt think it would be appropriate, cause theres gambling, theres alcohol, its in our dangerous warehouse, its a school night, and hooters is catering...is that enough?
mike: why are you the way that you are? honestly, every time i try to do something fun. or exciting, you make it not that way. i hate...so much about the things that you choose to be
mike: (reading dwights complaints toward jim) someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons, i suspect jim halpert
everyone has called me dwayne all day, i think jim halpert paid them to
jim: (laughing) yes, five bucks each and it was totally worth it
mike: this morning i found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and jim tried to convince me i committed murder. i think he may be the real murderer.
jim halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the ladies room. when i went to save the child, i saw meredith on the can
this morning, i knocked myself in the head with the phone
jim: that actually took a while, i had to put more and more nickels into his handset until he got used to the weight, and then i just took them all out
mike: every time i type my name, it said diapers
jim: just a simple macro
mike: by the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier
jim: i just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom
This post was edited on 6/27/13 at 1:12 am
Posted on 6/27/13 at 1:08 am to WestCoastAg
mike: dinkin flicka
darryl: i taught mike some phrases, to help with his interracial conversations. you know stuff like fleece it out, going mach 5, dinkin flicka. you know things us negros say (mike and darryl do a ridiculous hand shake) oh yea i taught him a handshake to
dwight: (to ryan) just as you plant your seed in the ground, i will plant my seed in you
dwight: (bangs hands on podium) BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!! have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation that everyone finds during the day (waves arms) how long we have been striving for greatness? (bangs hand on podium) not only the years we have been at war, the war of work, but from the moment, as a child, when we realize that world could be conquered. it has been a life time struggle (waves arms and bangs hands on podium) a never ending fight i say to you (bangs hand on desk) and you will understand (pumps arms in the air) that it is a privilege to fight! WE ARE WARRIORS!!!! salesman of northeastern pennsylvania i ask you, once more rise (bands hand on podium and waves arm) and be worthy of this historical hour (laughs maniacally)
dwight: may i have your attention please? this will only take a moment of your time. though i love this company almost more than anything in the world, i have decided to step down from my post and spend more time with my family. i do not fear the unknown, i will meet my challenges head on, and i will succeed, and i will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. its been a pleasure working with some of you, and i will not forget those of you soon. but remember, while today its me, we all shall fall....in other words im quitting
andy: oompa, loompa, doo pa di dossum, dwight is now gone which is totally awesome. why was he gone? he was such a nice guy. NO he was not, he was a total douche, doop ah di do
dwight: one of my life goals was to die right here in my desk chair, and today, that dream was shattered
darryl: i taught mike some phrases, to help with his interracial conversations. you know stuff like fleece it out, going mach 5, dinkin flicka. you know things us negros say (mike and darryl do a ridiculous hand shake) oh yea i taught him a handshake to
dwight: (to ryan) just as you plant your seed in the ground, i will plant my seed in you
dwight: (bangs hands on podium) BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!! have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation that everyone finds during the day (waves arms) how long we have been striving for greatness? (bangs hand on podium) not only the years we have been at war, the war of work, but from the moment, as a child, when we realize that world could be conquered. it has been a life time struggle (waves arms and bangs hands on podium) a never ending fight i say to you (bangs hand on desk) and you will understand (pumps arms in the air) that it is a privilege to fight! WE ARE WARRIORS!!!! salesman of northeastern pennsylvania i ask you, once more rise (bands hand on podium and waves arm) and be worthy of this historical hour (laughs maniacally)
dwight: may i have your attention please? this will only take a moment of your time. though i love this company almost more than anything in the world, i have decided to step down from my post and spend more time with my family. i do not fear the unknown, i will meet my challenges head on, and i will succeed, and i will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. its been a pleasure working with some of you, and i will not forget those of you soon. but remember, while today its me, we all shall fall....in other words im quitting
andy: oompa, loompa, doo pa di dossum, dwight is now gone which is totally awesome. why was he gone? he was such a nice guy. NO he was not, he was a total douche, doop ah di do
dwight: one of my life goals was to die right here in my desk chair, and today, that dream was shattered
This post was edited on 6/27/13 at 1:09 am
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