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5 Ways Regular Guys Ruin Their First Impression With Women (Cracked)


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#5. They Rely on a "System"
#4. Using Pick-Up Lines
#3. They Let Rejection Dictate Their Actions
#2. They Make Bad Assumptions About What Women Want
#1. They Give Up







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They don't have loads of cash to blow on said women





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3 and 1 are my big weaknesses





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#6 the guy is ugly and out of his league





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3 is most everyone s





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SlowFlowPro
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completely disagree on #5, and i can tell a good bit about the author due to his comments/ignorance...especially in light of how he includes #3 and #1 (which is the hallmark of most systems)

also, the author's comments in #4 completely contradict his commentary of #5

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I have heard a few rare women claim that they like pick-up lines and think they're cute. But it's safer to play the odds,


"system" based interaction is "playing the odds"







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3 is most everyone s

i blame romantic comedies






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3 is most everyone s



What do you mean?

Give an example please.

Meaning you let previous rejections dictate how you interact with said new girl?

Or you go in for a kiss she blows you off an you tell her to get the frick out of your car when she's like woah, I just wanted a piece of gum, relax you fricking weirdo. An i'm like fricking weirdo? I'm only here because josh said you were a quick lay. An she's all like well that was one night an I was drunk an vulnerable. You're like yeah drunk an vulnerable my arse get the frick out bitch and the night ends like that.

Is that what you meant?



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SlowFlowPro
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trying too hard





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3 is most everyone s


Definitely my biggest weakness of the ones I named. I'm not the type of guy that goes from girl to girl if I'm out, moving from one to the next. If I engage a girl in conversation, and am really into it, I'll keep talking to her for as long as that conversation doesn't feel forced. If, somewhere along the lines, I "can't close," or otherwise fall short of her expectations, I am out for the count.. for whatever reason, I am unable to give myself a clean slate for the night.. so I'll proceed to drinking heavily.






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#3. They Let Rejection Dictate Their Actions


:raiseshand:



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SlowFlowPro
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you have to learn how to devalue human interaction and realize we're just a bunch of hydrocarbons talking shit





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I don't quite understand #1

If I talk to a chick and she seems not interested, of course I'm going to "give up" and move on. Only losers are not able to take the hint and conitnue to chase after the broad.






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SlowFlowPro
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frick nm


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alchohol....the great equalizer





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#3. They Let Rejection Dictate Their Actions
Does not apply to trillhog.



..sorry, too easy..






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brewhan davey
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I don't quite understand #1


IMO, it kind of goes hand in hand with #3, specifically, I think it follows #3.

Although it can also mean that a girl wants you to work a lot harder to win her attention, in which case, I've also fallen short many times.






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#4. Using Pick-Up Lines


unless it's joke in the moment or something, who the frick does this



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I noticed that "whip out the dick" didnt make the list, so thats good news.





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Damn mizzoufan. Lol

Speak from experience?






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