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Snake handling minister loses his rattlesnakes...



Just saw this article in a local newspaper. I didn't know it was illegal to transport rattlesnakes or copperheads in Tennessee. I still contend that if The Good Lord had intended for us to pick up snakes, He woulda put a handle on em, but He didn't.

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INFIDEL
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If god wanted us to pick up snakes he would have made them all dead.





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RBWilliams8
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Snakes ARE the handle brah





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jimbeam
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Like snake...or Snake





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El Josey Wales
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Truth.






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Choirboy
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Wonder if one would be sent to hell if he put a judge to the face during "church"





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Meauxjeaux
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Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all up in the Jesus thing, big time, but in reference to the scripture that this guy follows regarding his snake handling,,

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Coots says his need for the snakes is Biblical. Chapter 16 of the Gospel According to Mark states, in part: “And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.”


How come these guys don't ever try drinking the deadly thing?






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BFIV
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How come these guys don't ever try drinking the deadly thing?


Some of em do. I've read a few articles about this particular sect drinking strichnine (sp?) poison and living. Have no idea how strong the mixture was, though.






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AboveGroundPool
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this same scenario pretty much played out on the tv show "justified" a couple weeks ago





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El Josey Wales
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Yep.





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Teague
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Religious nuts. Always the brilliant type.





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OldHickory
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I've had it with these MF'n snakes in this MF'n church!





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Ace Midnight
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I still contend that if The Good Lord had intended for us to pick up snakes, He woulda put a handle on em, but He didn't.


Also, as far as the poisonous snakes, I think that G-d would have made them less poisonous and "strikey", if he wanted us to pick up/handle/f*ck with them.






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Ace Midnight
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Did I just make up a word, "strikey"?






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El Josey Wales
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I like it.





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