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Gorilla Fingers
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MMA fighter breaks his penis


Although hard to read, I found myself totally engorged in this article.






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Boats n Hose
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engorged

ISWYDT






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This post was edited on 2/16 at 12:14 pm


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dischNoutTAspd
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Too gay didn't read





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LSU Tigershark
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Hopefully Shawn Jordan doesn't read this





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shutterspeed
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Damn. He went hard.





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Gorilla Fingers
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lsuwontonwrap
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How hard was she riding him? Sounds like she doesn't know what she's doing.





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This post was edited on 12/17 at 8:42 pm


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GCTiger11
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lol that dude really think he has a bone in his dick.





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Spankum
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dude is a broke dick...





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Elbe explained in a video posted on his website over the weekend that the injury occurred while he was having sex with his girlfriend in Malaysia on Dec. 3. He says his penis broke when his girlfriend landed hard on him. Blood began spraying everywhere. “I ended up fracturing my penis bone … I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane — as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,” Elbe said in the video. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.”


Ouch






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jimithing11
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Prob was PIIHB





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Looking at her eyes i could see how she pulled this off






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Elbe explained in a video posted on his website over the weekend that the injury occurred while he was having sex with his girlfriend in Malaysia on Dec. 3. He says his penis broke when his girlfriend landed hard on him. Blood began spraying everywhere. “I ended up fracturing my penis bone … I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane — as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,”

Elbe said in the video. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.” Elbe says he tried treating himself after coming to, and that his girlfriend was frantic.

She called emergency while he was laying naked on the floor in a pool of blood. Elbe says he spent 13 days — including his birthday — in the hospital, and that he’s still using a catheter to urinate. He says he’s going back for a checkup on Dec. 19 where the catheter should be removed. Elbe was obviously embarrassed about the injury, but he says he went public about it to raise awareness for it. “This is probably the worst nightmare you can think of,” he said. “The biggest problem people suffering from this medical emergency encounter…is not immediately seeking medical attention. “I hope my story helps someone with a similar injury in some way…as this experience is truly something you would never wish on anyone..lol,” Elbe wrote on his blog.






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“I ended up fracturing my penis bone








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castorinho
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girlfriend in Malaysia


must have been fricking a dude with a tight a-hole






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jtran1988
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hey, i'll beat your dick off.





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Riseupfromtherubble
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Travel to Malaysia often aye?





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Preys on Gumps
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Don't let the cowgirl go in with spurs on broseph.





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