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Posted on 12/10/12 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by guesswho
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2011
1467 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 2:00 pm to
I cant tie knots for crap

I can tie knots for fishing but anything else I am worthless.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 2:01 pm to
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but i can never remember how to tie certain knots, well any knots really. yesterday at the tree farm i had the tree guy tie it on the roof, if i woulda done it it would have flow off 100 yards down the road



here ya go, use one as a key ring and you will always have one when needed.

Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 2:10 pm to
I struggle with distances when duck hunting and often pass on shots I should take becasue I think they are too far only to have my buddy who is an additional 10 yrds away bust their arse.

I forget to lean at the waist when bow hunting and missed 3 this year due to this. I WILL FIX THIS THIS YEAR

I am only half decent at throwing a cast net.

I have no idea how the pros fish a 1/8 oz drop shot rig in 30 + ft of water. I can't feel shite that deep.

I am very very slow at plucking a whole duck and seem to be getting slower at breasting them too

I overbuild everything and end up costing my self too much money.

I am the fisherman and hunter who is caught on the next new lure/gadget/etc.
Posted by hashbrowns
Shitholeastan
Member since Nov 2011
2380 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 2:17 pm to
Well according to the po-po, you can't have consensual affairs in a state park.
Posted by BigHoss
Offshore
Member since Apr 2010
3353 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 3:00 pm to
I cant make easy shots on ducks. i mean the ones that are right there. here is a link to my worst miss yet.

you give me a far shot or a wood duck on the river rising and going away, no problem.

Gray duck hen hovering 50 feet away.
NO SIREee
LINK


i also cannot for the life of me break fishing line with my teeth
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 3:00 pm to
Cannot call in a turkey to save my life. Can't fish with any sort of soft plastics.
Posted by BigHoss
Offshore
Member since Apr 2010
3353 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

I absolutely suck at pulling a boat into a slip or onto a trailer. I need more practice.


couldnt agree with you more buddy.. youre pretty terrible

ahahhahaha

Posted by BigHoss
Offshore
Member since Apr 2010
3353 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 3:07 pm to
oh and i absolutely cannot cast a spincast, can throw a bait caster with the best of them.

One morning about 445 at atlantis we were throwing topwater for tuna. I chunk a wombat popper out and somehow my 80 pound powerpro made a loop around my finger and cut it to the bone.

nothing to do but wrap it up take some advil and drink some beer.
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48938 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 3:15 pm to
1. I suck at throwing a cast net

2. I can not flip a catfish with a catfish flipper thingy

3. I cant cut fishing line w/ my teeth (probably a good thing)
Posted by hogdaddy
Krotz Springs
Member since Feb 2010
5153 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 3:42 pm to
Alright, I'll confess i'd shoot the squrriels around my deer stand while im deer hunting.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260386 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

I cant tie knots for crap


Outside of a bowline, I can't either.

Also can't shoot a pistol worth a damn. I am deadly accurate with a rifle & iron sights, but suck with a handgun.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 3:53 pm to
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BOw for me. I can shoot one, but dont know what Im doing really, never owned one. I been looking around though, have to fix that.
This


Also, I can't seem to see a fricking deer
Posted by LSUCouyon
ONTHELAKEATDELHI, La.
Member since Oct 2006
11329 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 3:54 pm to
This and I am ashamed to admit it! Call ducks!
This post was edited on 12/10/12 at 4:04 pm
Posted by BayouKR4
Member since May 2012
180 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 3:54 pm to
Hilarious but true haha.

I CAN launch a wombat into the waiting jaws of an 80lb yeller with a 4.5ft jigging rod though.

I could bite fishing line when I was younger, but I can't now.
This post was edited on 12/10/12 at 3:55 pm
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

made a loop around my finger and cut it to the bone. nothing to do but wrap it up take some advil


beer and advil both lower ability to clot

And as far as just wrapping it up, get some damn super glue brother. It works wonders. Just make sure you know the correct way to glue yourself back together.
Posted by BigHoss
Offshore
Member since Apr 2010
3353 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 4:21 pm to
Yeah I hear ya. We beefed up the first aid kit after that
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16966 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

I get hair all over my squirrels when I clean them. Can't clean them worth a damn.



This


Posted by TheGreat318
West of Bossier
Member since Feb 2012
1256 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:18 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/21/13 at 5:35 pm
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81621 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:25 pm to
Wow
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:37 pm to
I won't touch frogs with my bare hand. Or salamanders.
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