foshizzle LSU Fan Washington DC metro Member since Mar 2008 28226 posts
How NOT to drive a Ferrari (Posted on 12/3/12 at 8:14 pm)
It is bad enough that you were doing 50 in the left lane on an interstate, not noticing or caring that traffic was piling up behind you. But it is a crime against all that is holy to do this in a fricking Ferrari.
It is made to go fast and that throaty roar the engine makes was supposed to remind of you that. But I was right behind you and the pony on the trunk was hiding its head in shame. Enzo Ferrari's sons are instructing police to find you, pull you off the road and give you the 4 cylinder Fiat you deserve.
A Ferrari never looks good doing 10 mph under the limit in any lane, let alone the leftmost. fricktard.