How NOT to drive a Ferrari | TigerDroppings.com

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foshizzle
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How NOT to drive a Ferrari


Hey dumbass,

It is bad enough that you were doing 50 in the left lane on an interstate, not noticing or caring that traffic was piling up behind you. But it is a crime against all that is holy to do this in a fricking Ferrari.

It is made to go fast and that throaty roar the engine makes was supposed to remind of you that. But I was right behind you and the pony on the trunk was hiding its head in shame. Enzo Ferrari's sons are instructing police to find you, pull you off the road and give you the 4 cylinder Fiat you deserve.

A Ferrari never looks good doing 10 mph under the limit in any lane, let alone the leftmost. fricktard.

That is all.







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BayouBandit24
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j5geaux
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It should never be driven without tiger stripes.





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KingRanch
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Good talk





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Boats n Hose
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You are such a badass





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Legendairy
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I needed that information





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BeaverPRO
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You're just mad you're poor and can't afford one!





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MrBobDobalina
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THIS is how not to drive a Ferrari





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theantiquetiger
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quote:



Message Posted by MrBobDobalina

THIS is how not to drive a Ferrari


Who is the chick driving, I need to find more pics!!!






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MrBobDobalina
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Who is the chick driving, I need to find more pics!!!



Sarah Harding (from British and Irish Pop Girl Group - "Girls Aloud"...dumb broad

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IceTiger
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Sorry about that...roadhead





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nolanola
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<<< Traffic Board





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philly444
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Feel better?





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foshizzle
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Feel better?


What made me feel better was finally passing him (in the right lane, of course) in my Mustang.

Yes, a Ferrari driven even halfway properly will drop my car with the quickness but this guy drove it like a Fiat copy built in the USSR.






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thanks for this





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