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How does a squatch catch a deer?
Posted on 1/30/12 at 8:42 am
Posted on 1/30/12 at 8:42 am
The Bigfoot show says squatch catch and eat deer.I don't see how this is possible, except for the occasional lame deer. I've been in ground blinds before and had does come so close I could almost touch them, but the squatch has to be pretty smelly. Do they run them down? Throw rocks? Judge?
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Posted on 1/30/12 at 8:44 am to LSUEnvy
thought they were vegans like that 'Harry' movie?
Posted on 1/30/12 at 8:46 am to LSUEnvy
Squatch is good if you steam it in some butter with a little seasoni.... Oh wait that's squash.
Posted on 1/30/12 at 8:46 am to lashinala
On the one show they found a deer carcass that had a broken leg ad the guy says "A squatch did that,twisted the leg and broke it" Huh?
Posted on 1/30/12 at 9:08 am to LSUEnvy
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squatch
I thought they just liked Slim Jims
Posted on 1/30/12 at 9:10 am to Nodust
Have you never saw the messin with sasquatch comercials!? They can kill a deer however they want, but from studying the videos it appears most likely from throwing stuff at the deer.
Posted on 1/30/12 at 9:16 am to Nodust
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I thought they just liked Slim Jims
Posted on 1/30/12 at 9:31 am to Nodust
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I thought they just liked Slim Jims
Jack Link's Beef Jerky
Posted on 1/30/12 at 9:33 am to LSUEnvy
Climb up in a tree and them ambush them.
Posted on 1/30/12 at 9:38 am to TigerDeacon
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quote:
I thought they just liked Slim Jims
Jack Link's Beef Jerky
Crap, no wonder my snares haven't caught anything yet
Posted on 1/30/12 at 9:41 am to LSUEnvy
apparently they evolved over thousands of years into highly intelligent primates that built weapons and tools and eventually communities and cities, airplanes, computers, and spaceships. Along the way a couple guys made these things called guns and bows that are now used by the squatch to kill game animals.
ETA: Finding Bigfoot is the best show on TV
ETA: Finding Bigfoot is the best show on TV
This post was edited on 1/30/12 at 9:45 am
Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:20 am to TigerDeacon
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Jack Link's Beef Jerky
All of my vast expanse of squatch knowledge comes from those commercials
Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:20 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
The idiocy on that show is addicting. . .
This past Friday around 6:00pm, I'm in ladder stand in Monticello and I hear a knock and determine that it must have been made by a squatch, then the coyotes start, must be a squatch. Wood ducks flying in, must be because they were spooked by a squatch swimming underneath them.
The best part was that I was actually thinking about making one of those dumb arse calls for shits and grins. . .do I go low and long like Bobo, a female squatch shriek like Cliff or split the middle and go Moneymaker. Talked myself out of it since I'm pretty sure my ride back to the camp would have been quite pissed.
This past Friday around 6:00pm, I'm in ladder stand in Monticello and I hear a knock and determine that it must have been made by a squatch, then the coyotes start, must be a squatch. Wood ducks flying in, must be because they were spooked by a squatch swimming underneath them.
The best part was that I was actually thinking about making one of those dumb arse calls for shits and grins. . .do I go low and long like Bobo, a female squatch shriek like Cliff or split the middle and go Moneymaker. Talked myself out of it since I'm pretty sure my ride back to the camp would have been quite pissed.
Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:20 am to Skeet Mc
Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:42 am to Boats n Hose
Apparently they build hunting blinds as seen lastnight. Wait til deer comes by, then food it jugular out.
Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:45 am to 4X4DEMON
I personally think they've developed primitive weapons, like atlatls and slingshots. We don't find remains of these weapons though because they eat them when they break.
Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:47 am to Boats n Hose
magical cloaking device bestowed upon them by the aliens.
Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:48 am to Boats n Hose
I need to perfect my squatch call.
Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:50 am to Boats n Hose
Nothing primitive about their weapons, they've obviously developed a cloaking device since noboy has ever captured one on a game cam and the video is usually shaky and grainy at best.
Squatch's are some smart mfers.
Squatch's are some smart mfers.
Posted on 1/30/12 at 10:50 am to 4X4DEMON
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magical cloaking device bestowed upon them by the aliens.
True. They probably hunt with lightsabers and laser guns, and they leave no trace.
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