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re: How does a squatch catch a deer?

Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:51 am to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67591 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:51 am to
They club them with tree branches. Don't yall know anything.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22635 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:53 am to
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I lost it last night when BoBo explained how Squatches love bacon

Other than Sam L Jackson on Pulp Fiction who doesn't love bacon?
Posted by LSU_Lou
The Landmass between N.O & Mobile
Member since Jul 2005
2094 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 11:54 am to
I think they make sharp, pointy, spear-like weapons and just jewg the deer with it.
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13132 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 12:00 pm to
I hear sasquy is a real nice guy once you get to know him.
Posted by LSU_Lou
The Landmass between N.O & Mobile
Member since Jul 2005
2094 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 12:08 pm to
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I hear sasquy is a real nice guy once you get to know him.


It's a trap! Don't fall for his good guy act. That's how he lures in the deer!
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18398 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 12:13 pm to
get in contact with Jeff Meldrum.
Posted by Skeet Mc
Member since Dec 2006
2850 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:02 pm to
I think you are right. The technological advances of the Squatch is worse than we ever imagined. They are sending messages to each other via Youtube.

Be afraid, be very, very afraid.

Sasquatch - The Judge - Live
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:07 pm to
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Sasquatch
quote:

The Judge

Posted by coloradoBengal
Member since Sep 2007
32608 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:13 pm to
What I was wondering, is if the Squatch is a carivore... like a predator... why wouldn't he just tear into these fricking nimrods with cameras and eat them up?

Its one thing to be hunting for Harry the vegan bigfoot, and another to be out in the woods looking for something that takes down a moose with its hands.

Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67591 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:13 pm to
They are extremely versatile. Different squatches use different weapons.

Last night they said the ohio squatches make up for the largest squatch population of "eastern miss river squatches" that would be zero!
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:15 pm to
I need to start watching this show, it sounds like comedic gold
Posted by Langston
Member since Nov 2010
7685 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:18 pm to
This thread freakin delivers man
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13132 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:18 pm to
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Different squatches use different weapons


They have to follow the game laws too.

Or else green hair squatch'll bust'em.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:24 pm to
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This thread freakin delivers man
Agreed. Other than the NCBFA (Northern California BigFoot Association) there are more experts on TD than in any other single place.
Posted by 007mag
Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
3873 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:26 pm to
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since noboy has ever captured one on a game cam and the video is usually shaky and grainy at best.
Haven't you ever checked your trail cam and found blacked out photos, do you think it's just coincidence. Has anyone else noticed that tree stand accidents have increased since the Jack Link's commercials started airing? They don't find that shite funny. Squatches don't got no sense of humor.
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12106 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:28 pm to
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They have to follow the game laws too.


Green Jeans and WHD have game cameras ya know...
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by coloradoBengal
Member since Sep 2007
32608 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:32 pm to
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They have to follow the game laws too.

I wonder if they have a bag limit on humans

Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80949 posts
Posted on 1/30/12 at 1:32 pm to
I posted a gif a couple days ago of how well he can hide in the bushes

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