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rickgrimes
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Best way to tell a woman's age?

For me it is by looking at their elbows. The number/ density of wrinkles on a woman's elbow is directly proportional to her age. You can't really fake anything in the elbow with Botox, working out and keeping in shape or whatever. It is pretty fool proof.

What other methods do the OTers employ?


LSUdm21
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
Always look at the hands brah.


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Bama and Beer
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
Hands


ETA: Dammit
This post was edited on 8/12 at 11:23 am


Duckie
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
Cut them open and count the rings.


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GRTiger
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
I just look through their purse and check their ID after they pass out from the roofies.


WG_Dawg
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
Her birth certificate


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convertedtiger
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
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Hands


What they said. Almost foolproof.


SpicyStacy
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
HANDS

*paging jeepfreak*



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cast away
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
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check their ID after they pass out from the roofies.

if it ain't broke...


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Cecil D Diesel
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Shaolin
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
My initial thoughts were elbows and hands.


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tgrbaitn08
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
Definitely her hands and elbows, but her legs(knees) would be the second thing I'd look at
This post was edited on 8/12 at 11:27 am


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gjackx
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Red Stick
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
The face can be very telling, but hardly fool proof.


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cleetus
Houston
Member since Nov 2010
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
so if the woman is an OT 10 in all other areas but shows age in the elbows it's a no-go?

WTF happened to you like her do her, you don't then don't? Beats the hell out of looking at elbows. I don't care about the real age of a woman as much as her perceived age.


TyOconner
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
I ask her "How old are you bitch?"


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LSUDropout
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
Based on how long it takes her to make a sammich.


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GRTiger
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
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so if the woman is an OT 10 in all other areas but shows age in the elbows it's a no-go?


Nobody said anything about not wanting to bang an older woman.


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SG_Geaux
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
The skin from her chin to the base of her neck


junkfunky
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
Ovaries


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junkfunky
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
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The skin from her chin to the base of her neck


I've seen 20yo with a waddle before.


GeauxZone90
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re: Best way to tell a woman's age?
eyes dont lie


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