Worst dining experience ever - River's Edge, French Quarter

I know this is lenghty, but our experience was SO mortifying, i had to include everything

Let's take it from the top. We were a group of 6, and upon entering they said that they could not put 2 tables together, although they ended up splitting us up and seating the group of four at table which was right next to another empty table. Our waiter was way too informal, telling us about his sexual experience with his girlfriend before his shift started, as well as various other life stories in which he said "frick" every five words. This place had the nerve to serve only bottled water, and charge $2.50 per. We got a sampler appetizer (I was at the four-person table), the cheesesticks looked like the kind you buy at walmart, the maranara sauce tasted like salsa, the eggplant had no flavor, and our stuffed fried mushrooms were practically raw. Two of us then got the shrimp poboy, which was on dry, crumbly cheap French bread, the shrimp were overcooked, and they put no mayonnaise on the sandwich. I've never before had a poboy without mayonnaise, and had to eat it with just ketchup because the server disappeared after he served us, maybe for a mid-shift quickie. The other two had the muffalatta, which was cold, dry, greasy with cheap meat that tasted like bolgna and barely any olive salad. The fries were unseasoned and soggy. After we stopped eating (notice I said "stopped" instead of "finished"), our other two friends had finished and paid the bill, came up to us and told us that their server was the worst they had ever had and left no tip, then went outside to wait for us. After they had left, THEIR waiter approached us and proceeded to hurl insults at our friends, like we were the ones that had screwed him over. He then complained to the manager, who seemed to give a rat's arse after we had told him what our friend had said and about how bad the food was. A table of four girls, who had all ordered muffalettas and shrimp poboys as well, and had joined in the complaining. Our bill was $66 dollars and I left a $15 dollar tip (which was extremely generous), then after leaving and standing around outside saw the four girls behind us, who proceeded to tell us that the manager had kicked them out of the restaurant because they were complaining and defending us after the waiter had started saying out loud in front of the whole restaurant how CHEAP I was with my tip! It was the biggest meltdown of a restaurant I have ever experiences in my life. Please fr the sake of your sanity and the sake of the pride of the French Quarter, DO NOT EAT AT THIS HUMILIATION OF A RESTAURANT!


Has anybody else every eaten at this god-forsaken place??