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Lohan! Genius
Posted on 6/2/10 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 6/2/10 at 5:01 pm
Man this bitch is a genius.
She has to wear that damn sober bracelet thing, so she goes off to the dentist to get her wisdom teeth yanked so she can eat all the Vicodin she wants.
Although not so smart because she refused to appear in Celeb Rehab even though they offered her $1,000,000.00.
She has no money and not much of a career and she refused to appear in a show that would pay her a cool mil. Methinks Lo does have more than a little habit.
She has to wear that damn sober bracelet thing, so she goes off to the dentist to get her wisdom teeth yanked so she can eat all the Vicodin she wants.
Although not so smart because she refused to appear in Celeb Rehab even though they offered her $1,000,000.00.
She has no money and not much of a career and she refused to appear in a show that would pay her a cool mil. Methinks Lo does have more than a little habit.
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Posted on 6/2/10 at 5:05 pm to TigerMyth36
I give her 2 more years until she ODs
Posted on 6/2/10 at 5:16 pm to TigerMyth36
what a waste
she was amazing before she went anorexic
she was amazing before she went anorexic
Posted on 6/2/10 at 5:21 pm to Turkey Burger
I give her the same time till she's doing porn.
Posted on 6/2/10 at 5:22 pm to TigerMyth36
quote:
Lindsay Lohan
Then:
Recently:
Now:
What a CRYING SHAME.
x 1000 
Posted on 6/2/10 at 5:23 pm to molsusports
quote:
she was amazing before she went anorexic
uh...what? she's always been fairly terrible.
Posted on 6/2/10 at 5:27 pm to crazy4lsu
Bitch needs to die already.
Posted on 6/2/10 at 5:28 pm to TigerMyth36
you know she has to be one hell of a great lay when awake
Posted on 6/2/10 at 5:32 pm to OWLFAN86
Especially if you're holding.
Posted on 6/2/10 at 5:40 pm to molsusports
quote:+1
what a waste
she was amazing before she went anorexic
And its even worse because she didnt get that way for wanting to be skinny like a lot of Hollywood chicks
She got that way doing about every drug known to man
Posted on 6/2/10 at 6:13 pm to HeadSlash
quote:
Bitch needs to die already.
She's in my celebrity death pool for a Oct-Dec departure
Posted on 6/2/10 at 6:27 pm to foreverLSU
You people are harsh.
Posted on 6/2/10 at 6:48 pm to LSUshad
quote:
Then:
WOW!
Posted on 6/2/10 at 6:56 pm to Douglas Quaid
quote:
I give her the same time till she's doing porn.
she will soon be getting drilled on camera (simulated i guess) when she plays Linda Lovelace in her biography.
Posted on 6/2/10 at 6:57 pm to Douglas Quaid
quote:
I give her the same time till she's doing porn.
That's okay - porn needs more natural redheads.
Posted on 6/2/10 at 7:32 pm to TigerMyth36
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She has to wear that damn sober bracelet thing
What is that? Does it somehow detect if there's alcohol in your system?
Posted on 6/2/10 at 7:40 pm to WG_Dawg
How does SCRAM Work?
SCRAM is an ankle bracelet that measures alcohol in the wearer's perspiration. The person must wear the device 24 hours per day for however long a court has ordered the person to abstain from alcohol. Every half-hour, the device takes a measurement of the transdermal alcohol using a sample of the insensible perspiration taken from the air just above the skin's surface. Insensible perspiration actually evaporates before it can be seen as moisture on the skin. The device captures and holds this data and sends it to a SCRAM modem via a wireless radio-frequency (RF) signal. The device generally sends the data to the modem once a day or on some other predetermined schedule.
The SCRAM modem transmits data from the device to Alcohol Monitoring Systems, Inc. (AMS) for analysis. The modem plugs into an analog telephone line. At the set time, the device sends the data to the modem, which then sends the data to AMS for collection, analysis and storage of all offender data. Such data includes whether alcohol was detected and whether there were any attempts to tamper with the device. If alcohol is detected, AMS will notify a monitoring agency near the offender's location.
SCRAM is an ankle bracelet that measures alcohol in the wearer's perspiration. The person must wear the device 24 hours per day for however long a court has ordered the person to abstain from alcohol. Every half-hour, the device takes a measurement of the transdermal alcohol using a sample of the insensible perspiration taken from the air just above the skin's surface. Insensible perspiration actually evaporates before it can be seen as moisture on the skin. The device captures and holds this data and sends it to a SCRAM modem via a wireless radio-frequency (RF) signal. The device generally sends the data to the modem once a day or on some other predetermined schedule.
The SCRAM modem transmits data from the device to Alcohol Monitoring Systems, Inc. (AMS) for analysis. The modem plugs into an analog telephone line. At the set time, the device sends the data to the modem, which then sends the data to AMS for collection, analysis and storage of all offender data. Such data includes whether alcohol was detected and whether there were any attempts to tamper with the device. If alcohol is detected, AMS will notify a monitoring agency near the offender's location.
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