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re: Zombie survival louisiana ranked 44th. Link added

Posted on 3/26/14 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by SuzukiGoat
Atchafalaya Basin
Member since Jan 2014
1086 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 7:39 pm to
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North of I10 especially the swamps and north LA and louisiana is GTG


But I10 cuts the atchafalaya basin in half...also... you cant tell me the swamp rats in ramah, sorrel, pierre part, and every little town down 308/la1 out to Grand Isle are gonna die... they damned near kill anything out of the ordinary as is.



And...not to be a mall ninja, but competive speedball did drastically improve my muzzle control while moving..and the ability to snap shot.

I shoot over the berm at our range for practice behijd cover, and practice shooting while out of breath and really shakey...neither of which is as easy as it sounds.
Posted by GeauxWarrior12
Hammond
Member since Jan 2007
2804 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 8:10 pm to
With all the camps that can only be accessed by water in LA I'd be willing to bet we would fare pretty well. I would just load up on supplies. Get as much oil and fish fry as I could and could live off the water for a pretty significant period of time with ease.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 8:21 pm to
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limited knowledge of zombies



Will this zombie fad ever die?
Posted by That's BS
Smoothie King Center
Member since Jan 2012
1783 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 8:30 pm to
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Will this zombie fad ever die?



Yes, it will...

































But then it will come back from the dead looking for brains to feast on.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29299 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:34 pm to
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The OB alone probably has enough ammo to wipe out the entire population of louisiana.


I think this is a definitely a question we should answer.

Do you think the OB has 4.6 million rounds of ammo?

I don't think we do but it may be closer than I think.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:38 pm to
Counting lurkers, hell yes. I personally know a guy with over 100K... Plenty of that is .22lr.

Posted by PillageUrVillage
Mordor
Member since Mar 2011
14784 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:38 pm to
After we raid the stockpiles of the deceased we will.

I had an idea to retrofit a 5lb CO2 tank to an air rifle and just use pellets. Doubt anyone would be raiding the welding shops for CO2 tanks and box stores for pellets. But I could be wrong.
This post was edited on 3/26/14 at 9:41 pm
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22631 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:40 pm to
How the hell is Colorado #3?
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:41 pm to
Probably because they're fit.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:43 pm to
Mountains brah. Zombies ain't climbin like them mountain folk
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22631 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:43 pm to
Oh.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:46 pm to
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Oh.


quote:

Active Military Personnel: States with more soldiers per capita means states with more people who are physically fit, trained to fight, and have access to weapons (source).
Military Veterans: Percentage of veterans per capita is a solid way of measuring fighting experience (source).
Physically Active: States with residents who rarely get out of their Laz-E-Boy will not escape the zombie menace (source).
Martial Arts Enthusiasts: Hand-to-hand combat is an important skill when the ammo runs out (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed “martial arts” as an interest).
People with Survival Skills: In the long run, knowing how to survive without modern conveniences in a collapsed society will be critical (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed “survival skills” as an interest).
People with Knowledge of Zombies: To know your enemy you must know their ways (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed “zombies, Resident Evil, Zombieland, and The Walking Dead” as interests).
Laser Tag Enthusiasts: Yes, laser tag. Few things prepare you for a zombie attack in enclosed space (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed “laser tag” as an interest).
People with Guns: Shooting a zombie in the head is really the best way to defeat a zombie, and to do that you need a gun (source).
Obesity: The obesity epidemic will yield to the zombie epidemic because the obese will struggle with running away from zombies. It’s really very simple (source).
Paintball Enthusiasts: Those who can slink around the woods unnoticed while splattering their enemies with paint will find success shooting zombies in nature (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed “paintball” as an interest).
Triathletes: When everything breaks down, running, swimming, and bicycling will be ideal ways to escape zombies (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed ”Ironman triathlon” as an interest).
Below is a complete ranking of the 50 states based on zombie apocalypse preparedness. Those at the top are the most likely to survive and those at the bottom are the least likely to. Scores are per capita rankings for each category.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22631 posts
Posted on 3/26/14 at 9:50 pm to
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People with Knowledge of Zombies: To know your enemy you must know their ways (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed “zombies, Resident Evil, Zombieland, and The Walking Dead” as interests).

Laser Tag Enthusiasts: Yes, laser tag. Few things prepare you for a zombie attack in enclosed space (source—percentage of Facebook users who listed “laser tag” as an interest).


Posted by sushisucks
Member since Dec 2013
599 posts
Posted on 3/27/14 at 8:16 am to
What if it's World War Z zombies...
This post was edited on 3/27/14 at 8:18 am
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 3/27/14 at 8:17 am to
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What is it's World War Z zombies...


I'm joining the zombies. Nobody likes to be on the loosing team.
Posted by eng08
Member since Jan 2013
5997 posts
Posted on 3/27/14 at 8:27 am to
If you read the work war z books the zombies were much more like walking dead ones. The movie took some creative liberties.
Posted by sushisucks
Member since Dec 2013
599 posts
Posted on 3/27/14 at 8:31 am to
Or even the I Am Legend ones.... They need a new ranking for that. where everyone is tied for 50.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 3/27/14 at 9:00 am to
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Obesity: The obesity epidemic will yield to the zombie epidemic because the obese will struggle with running away from zombies. It’s really very simple


That makes no sense because the zombies will also be obese.
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18367 posts
Posted on 3/27/14 at 9:16 am to
because we are better than you
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
11875 posts
Posted on 3/27/14 at 9:22 am to
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dooms the great state of Louisiana… once it runs out of ammunition.
As if....

Looks like the Link's author doesn't know much about Louisiana.
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