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re: Woman thanks bear for not eating kayak, bear starts eating kayak
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:40 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:40 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Honestly, it looks to me like she set that up. The bear was going after a bag in the kayak which was probably some sort of food she left. It didn't actually damage her kayak in the video. And her filming and shrieking about the bear eating her kayak well before the bear did anything seems suspicious.
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 10:08 pm to Tigris
Hearing that voice, I got through about 20 seconds..... 
Someone should've tied pork chops around that bitch and threw her towards the bear....
Someone should've tied pork chops around that bitch and threw her towards the bear....
This post was edited on 9/30/15 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 9/30/15 at 10:13 pm to Hammertime
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couldn't even make it through half of the video. I'd rather have a morbidly obese woman fart in my face than listen to that bitch talk for 20 seconds
Now you know how we feel reading your bs post..
Posted on 10/1/15 at 6:24 am to Tigris
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Honestly, it looks to me like she set that up. The bear was going after a bag in the kayak which was probably some sort of food she left. It didn't actually damage her kayak in the video. And her filming and shrieking about the bear eating her kayak well before the bear did anything seems suspicious.
Totally agree that the bear was after food (or food residue) in her kayak. It wasn't just messing with the kayak for the fun of it. Not sure whether the kayak was actually damaged or not.
That voice, tho.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 6:51 am to hogfly
The bear just wanted some hot sauce. She gave it to him, so he ate.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:01 am to RogerTheShrubber
"Gosh Darnitt"
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:02 am to Hangover Haven
i believe this to be her.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:08 am to RogerTheShrubber
I was pulling for the bear to eat her.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:24 am to RogerTheShrubber
That made my day.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:52 am to Hammertime
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I couldn't even make it through half of the video
Same here. It's like she was being an attention whore knowing she would post this video.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 9:00 am to meauxjeaux2
quote:Hmmm
i believe this to be her.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 9:06 am to upgrayedd
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"Why are you breaking my kayak?!" "Because you pepper sprayed me, bitch!"
I was hoping she'd rush the bear to drive him away from the kayak with the pepper spray, only to enrage the bear and have it rip her to shreds instead. I can't be the only one thinking this.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 9:38 am to 911Moto
Your're not, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 9:53 am to Pioneer BS 175
That was awful. I couldn't get through half that video either.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 10:00 am to RogerTheShrubber
I suspect there's a reason this bitch has to hang out in the wilderness by herself. No man could stand to be around that for more than 5 seconds.
I'd like to thank this bear for attempting to strand the lady with the most annoying voice in the world 22 miles into the wilderness. Unfortunately, it didn't work.
I'd like to thank this bear for attempting to strand the lady with the most annoying voice in the world 22 miles into the wilderness. Unfortunately, it didn't work.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 11:21 am to DownSouthJukin
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I'd like to thank this bear for attempting to strand the lady with the most annoying voice in the world 22 miles into the wilderness. Unfortunately, it didn't work.
Even the animals do God's bidding.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 11:23 am to hogfly
quote:I know he wasn't, but for the sake of making myself happy, I am going to think that he did it out of spite. Did the dumb bitch think he spoke English? Who tries to reason with a bear?!
It wasn't just messing with the kayak for the fun of it.
That bear gave zero fricks. I say he is now proclaimed Honey Badger Bear as he took what he wanted.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 12:18 pm to Hammertime
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That would be about the time I put the kicker down and GTFO
Baw, we all know you'd have shown her your hands first.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 12:21 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Should've gotten a YETI yak. 
ETA: may be a market for them...roto molded yaks with built in coolers.
ETA: may be a market for them...roto molded yaks with built in coolers.
This post was edited on 10/1/15 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 10/1/15 at 12:24 pm to hogfly
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Totally agree that the bear was after food (or food residue) in her kayak
She had traveled a couple of days in her kayak. I'm sure there was food odor, or even possibly food still in the yak.
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