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Woman thanks bear for not eating kayak, bear starts eating kayak
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:08 pm
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Probably her annoying voice drove him to do it.
Probably her annoying voice drove him to do it.
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A Southeast woman on a 107-mile kayak journey from Ketchikan to Petersburg said she had to hitch a ride to Wrangell on a sailboat after a bear ate her kayak near a public-use cabin in Southeast Alaska.
Mary Maley posted a video of the encounter to YouTube late Tuesday. In the post, Maley claims she was outside a U.S. Forest Service cabin in Berg Bay, 22 miles southeast of Wrangell, when the bear approached.
The U.S. Forest Service office in Wrangell said Wednesday morning that it had not heard of the encounter, but confirmed the video was taken from its Berg Bay cabin.
At the beginning of the video, Maley is heard thanking the bear for "not eating my kayak," before the animal turns around to do just that.
Over the next two minutes, Maley yells repeatedly at the bear, tries to bargains with it and pepper sprays it.
"Please stop, bear," she pleads at one point. "It's September, why are you here? You're supposed to be asleep."
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:21 pm to RogerTheShrubber
and that is a nice glimpse of what is wrong with our world today...
.....I can't believe I just watched that
.....I can't believe I just watched that
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:23 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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RogerTheShrubber
Thread Hijack
If I was looking for houses to rent or buy in the Anchorage, Alaska area, where would be the best place to start looking?
(applied for a job up there)
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:26 pm to gaetti15
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If I was looking for houses to rent or buy in the Anchorage, Alaska area, where would be the best place to start looking?
Depends on how far you're willing to commute. Eagle River is a good area about 10 miles north. The Hillside is awesome, but expensive. If you're looking for a bargain and willing to commute 45 minutes or so, look in Palmer. Awesome town.
Eagle River is in a glacial valley and is close to the Chugach State Park, and a lot of other cool natural areas.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:30 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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RogerTheShrubber
thanks! /endhijack
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:30 pm to RogerTheShrubber
and
to the bear Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:33 pm to gaetti15
You can't go wrong, just avoid Mountain View, near the base.
Anchorage is beautiful, for a mid sized city.
Anchorage is beautiful, for a mid sized city.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:34 pm to Hammertime
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and to the bear
That's what she gets for pepper spraying that fricker.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:36 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Bear said GFY
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:40 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Wow, that bitch.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:44 pm to RogerTheShrubber
"Why are you breaking my kayak?!"
"Because you pepper sprayed me, bitch!"
The bear version of this:
"Because you pepper sprayed me, bitch!"
The bear version of this:
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:46 pm to RogerTheShrubber
I hate her and I will probably never meet her. That annoying voice.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:49 pm to Capital Cajun
I couldn't even make it through half of the video. I'd rather have a morbidly obese woman fart in my face than listen to that bitch talk for 20 seconds
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:56 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:
Probably her annoying voice drove him to do it.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:01 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Wow, I stopped at "gosh darnit." 
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:04 pm to Hammertime
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I couldn't even make it through half of the video. I'd rather have a morbidly obese woman fart in my face than listen to that bitch talk for 20 seconds
Then she swam out to the sailboat harbored in the bay. I don't think she's all there.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:11 pm to RogerTheShrubber
That would be about the time I put the kicker down and GTFO
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:19 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Dumb shite reminds me of that freak that used to go film Grizzlies and talk to them like they were people. That stupid shite got himself and his girlfriend eaten one night.
fricking retards are everywhere.
fricking retards are everywhere.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:23 pm to RogerTheShrubber
For whatever reason I believe that she probably has Obama stickers all over her car.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:40 pm to DonChowder
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For whatever reason I believe that she probably has Obama stickers all over her car.
1994 Subaru Legacy held together with a dozen bumper stickers, most likely.
She did have bear spray. The crazier ones don't even carry that.
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