We need to talk about banning knives across the country

seent it, ban knives

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First we need universal background checks on all knife sales. Maybe even a waiting period.

heard about that guy in japan who stabbed like 20 something period in a very short time period huh?

Ban assault knives.
Single blades b/c who needs multiple.
No scary black ones.
Only small diameters.

Colorado mandates all raw meat sold must be pre cut. Ban all kitchen knives period.

its just a matter of time, pointy sticks are next!

How are we supposed to kill 'possums without pointy stick???

$50 says he was stopped by someone with a gun.

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You can't make no pokey stick without a knife

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Well...it would make it more difficult. Kinda like the gubment buying up all of the ammo makes it harder for us to get ammo... BUT. I once made a pokey stick by trapping a raccoon in trap and then sticking a regular arse stick at him in the cage. Sumbitch turned a regular arse stick into a pokey stick in about 0.7 seconds

So where there is a will, there is a way. Start hoarding coons and unpokey sticks!

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Buy a butter knife.

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and a knife sharpener. Until those are banned also