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re: Grizzly Mauls Hiker in Yellowstone

Posted on 7/7/11 at 8:05 am to
Posted by Jed Zeppelin
Maurice
Member since Feb 2010
1049 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 8:05 am to
That's a hell of a bear story Roach!
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
Member since Aug 2008
7550 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 10:57 am to
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May have been a squatch. Gotta be careful to avoid those things man


Def. a squatch.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260171 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 11:28 am to
quote:


Further complicating matters is that apparently all bears haven't read the guide books and NPS literature. Black Bears are supposed to be more easily frightened than Browns and (allegedly) will run off if you yell or shine a light on them... There's at least one living along Root Glacier, north of Kennecott, who was unaware of the "rules" and was not afraid of me at all.


Yeah, occasionally bears don't play by the rules. There are places, particularly along salmon streams or if you have set up camp, where bears lose fear of humans and can become more dangerous.

Most of the bear attacks in this area i am aware of happened on trails, and its usually when people surprise a bear and don't give it ample warning.

Regarding the color of black bear, the cinnamon does look like a brown bear with the exception of a hump, and the face. Also have "glacier" bears which are blue or bluish gray.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30481 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 12:08 pm to
don't be the lead person in your group and most importantly..

don't be the slowest person in your group
Posted by Dribble
Hey, nice marmot.
Member since Jun 2008
9576 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

you guys have any pro tips?

The same as sharks.

If one attacks you punch it in the nose, if that doesn't work stab it with your nub.
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 12:22 pm to
like someone already said, I always took my grandma with me out on hikes in the woods so I could outrun her if a bear came.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 12:29 pm to
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May have been a squatch. Gotta be careful to avoid those things man


Samsquanches are way too smart for most people to ever get a glimpse at them. The poor videos we have of them are actually fakes that the squatches themselves made to make the idea of them seem ridiculous.
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
14889 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 12:32 pm to
came around a bend in cascade canyon (teton) about 15 years ago and the first thing i see is a brown cub sitting in the middle of the trail eating a stick. that was the fastest I think I have ever run in my life. never saw the mamma but i'm sure she was close.

i know i know... never run. it was a reflex, i saw that cub and my feet just started moving..haha
This post was edited on 7/7/11 at 12:34 pm
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9454 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 1:10 pm to
You were right to be afraid. As soon as that sow perceived you as a threat to her cub, it would have been your arse.
Posted by LSU_Lou
The Landmass between N.O & Mobile
Member since Jul 2005
2094 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 1:19 pm to
You're all wrong. You should try to scare it away by yelling "Stay tuned for an all new Ally McBeal"
It works every time. (Shameless Family Guy reference)
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
14889 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 1:36 pm to
Yea I was getting far away before the mamma saw us if she hadn't already. We ran a good half mile and waited about an hour before hiking back up.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9454 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 2:52 pm to
LOL... Now THAT'S an abundance of caution. Were you shouting "Hey, bear!" and beating the brush with your trekking poles the whole way back up the trail? I don't think people can really appreciate the adrenalin surge you experience, unless it has happened to them.

Towards the end of a long day backpacking solo, 15 or 16 miles of trail behind me, I was tired and kind of zoned out. The stretch of trail was straight and level, going through some fairly thick forest (Resurrection Trail, AK). I was making that final push to where I intended to camp that night and wasn't really paying attention to my surroundings (mistake!). All of a sudden I hear kind of a "woof" right to my side in the brush. It took me about a half step to wake up and realize that it was very likely an unseen bear huffing at me. I jumped about ten feet and spun around to try to see what it was. Never saw or heard another thing as I slowly backed up the trail away from the area (I was later told that it might have been a moose, which apparently kill more people than bears). I made plenty noise the rest of the way to my campsite and my antenna stayed fully extended!

I went from peaceful and relaxed to fully alert in about a second and a half. I'd love to know what my heart rate jumped up to!
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
14889 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 3:00 pm to
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LOL... Now THAT'S an abundance of caution. Were you shouting "Hey, bear!" and beating the brush with your trekking poles the whole way back up the trail? I don't think people can really appreciate the adrenalin surge you experience, unless it has happened to them.


Believe me I would have been happy with coming back the next day!! Maaaan....we were screaming and hollering like a bunch of fools until we made it well past where we saw the cub.

Looking at a picture on my desk right now of Jenny Lake from about 15 minutes before that lovely encounter.. We hadn't hiked but maybe an hour before we saw it. Suprisingly close to the trail head.
This post was edited on 7/7/11 at 3:04 pm
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
27678 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 3:24 pm to
Make sure you can run faster than at least one other person in your group.
Posted by Tigerpaw123
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2007
17254 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 7:12 pm to
throw a handful of hot fresh shite in the bears eyes

just reach back there it will be plentiful
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
25888 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

try not to shite your pants


Like that is what I'm going to be worried about as I'm mauled by a Grizzly bear.
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
25888 posts
Posted on 7/7/11 at 8:20 pm to
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