A letter to the bullet hoarders

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You goons are stashing up the .22wmr ammo too? All of the internets are sold out of good hunting .22 magnum bullets.

Knock the fort down, put the cushions back on the couch, take the foil helmet off, and quit piling up shite I need in your closet. The artificial panic you idiots started has completely ruined the ammo market for normal people who use bullets for good American hobbies like trapping and hunting.

Who in the cornbread frick decided that .22lr needed to be hoarded anyone? One dumbass decided he needed to buy .22 bullets out of panic, another dumbass saw him do it, and next thing you know masses of dumbasses are buying mountains of cheap arse junk ammo for no reason other than everybody else is doing it. Stick to hoarding TWO TWO THREE and FIVE FIVE SIX ammo for your shitty useless AR's. It's much more tactical and cool anyway.

My old man can't find .35 remington. 35 frickING REMINGTON!!! WHO THE frick HOARDS 35 REMINGTON???? WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS YOUR TACTICAL arse DOING WITH ARCHAIC 200 GRAIN COW KILLERS???????????????

So go sit on your mountain of bullets and read this post and laugh your ignorant market fricking up head off. One day you'll find something more important to worry about than how many .22 bullets you can shove in your closet because everybody else is doing it.

So to all of you bullet hoarders, frick off.

Not at all sincerely,
Downshift


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