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re: Your worst fat person story
Posted on 10/14/16 at 4:00 pm to TigersHuskers
Posted on 10/14/16 at 4:00 pm to TigersHuskers
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Posted on 10/14/16 at 4:01 pm to Geauxrilla Ballz
You're a good person 
This post was edited on 10/14/16 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 10/14/16 at 4:01 pm to cgrand
It's more like a stale BO shite smell they have.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 4:02 pm to TigersHuskers
when Fred took me to a tranny strip club
Posted on 10/14/16 at 4:03 pm to OWLFAN86
Doesn't seem all that bad...other than the company.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 4:41 pm to PearlJam
Posted on 10/14/16 at 4:48 pm to Geauxrilla Ballz
What. The. frick.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 4:55 pm to TigersHuskers
In the EMS/Safety class I had to take for work one of the trainers said that when he was an EMT they had an 800 pound man in the area that had replaced one of his bedroom walls with a garage door.
The EMTs talked him into doing this so when he had his diabetes episodes they could just back the ambulance up to his bedroom and not worry about trying to force him through the hallways he could barely fit through.
The EMTs talked him into doing this so when he had his diabetes episodes they could just back the ambulance up to his bedroom and not worry about trying to force him through the hallways he could barely fit through.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 4:57 pm to TigersHuskers
I was in Chicago. Went to what used to be the Sears Tower. The building has acrylic boxes built out from the sides at the top floor (way, way up there).
I'm in the booth checking the view when all of a sudden the whole thing began to sway. I turned around and an entire family of fatasses had walked in at same time.
Each was well in excess of 300#, and I thought for sure that booth was going to collapse.
I'm in the booth checking the view when all of a sudden the whole thing began to sway. I turned around and an entire family of fatasses had walked in at same time.
Each was well in excess of 300#, and I thought for sure that booth was going to collapse.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 4:58 pm to RichardParker
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RichardParker
I know you got a few stories Richard... I've seen the heffers you've fricked
Posted on 10/14/16 at 5:08 pm to TigersHuskers
In intermediate school (4th-6th grade) the power went out one day. Our principal was so fat he tripped and literally rolled down the hall like a bowling ball for a little bit.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 5:19 pm to RichardParker
So in college, RichardParker fricked this obese, annoying, slutty bitch... let's call her Tabitha... 0/10 OT scale
RichardParker decided that fricking her on her rag would be a good idea... little did he know that her period juice would get embedded into his prize t-shirt
He also didn't even notice it and wore said shirt out and around until one day, I asked him, "Hey Rich, what's that on your shirt?" In shock and horror, he looked up at me and said Tabitha's period
CSB, I know
RichardParker decided that fricking her on her rag would be a good idea... little did he know that her period juice would get embedded into his prize t-shirt
He also didn't even notice it and wore said shirt out and around until one day, I asked him, "Hey Rich, what's that on your shirt?" In shock and horror, he looked up at me and said Tabitha's period
CSB, I know
Posted on 10/14/16 at 5:21 pm to TigersHuskers
I'm 20 pounds overweight. My worst fat person story is myself. I want to lose 20 pounds but had a big arse bowl of ice cream today after lunch because...?
Posted on 10/14/16 at 5:22 pm to StringedInstruments
I was there...it was depression. Once that lifted...life was my food...and I'm not talking about the cereal!
Posted on 10/14/16 at 5:31 pm to StringedInstruments
You disgust me.
just kidding. Take up running brah. You won't crave shite food after awhile.
just kidding. Take up running brah. You won't crave shite food after awhile.This post was edited on 10/14/16 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 10/14/16 at 5:50 pm to Pectus
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She's married, but if she kept the note. Am I still in?
You're in like a magmic intrusion into igneous rock.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 6:01 pm to TigersHuskers
Back in the late 80s, my family had the Christmas dinner/exchanging gifts at my uncle's house. My rather large great aunt was there and before we exchanged gifts, she went to the restroom. Now being as big as she was, when she would go to sit down, she would get about halfway down and then just drop the rest of the way.
She apparently performed that maneuver in the restroom and literally took the toilet down with her, breaking the tank and flooding the restroom.
I never heard my uncle curse as much as he did that night and it took like 4 disgusted, grown men to hoist her big arse up. We still laugh about that Christmas every year.
She apparently performed that maneuver in the restroom and literally took the toilet down with her, breaking the tank and flooding the restroom.
I never heard my uncle curse as much as he did that night and it took like 4 disgusted, grown men to hoist her big arse up. We still laugh about that Christmas every year.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 6:36 pm to TidenUP
High school basketball tryouts were about to start. Coach had a doctor come to the school and we were all pulled from class to meet at the gym to get a physical. We had this one super fat kid trying out for the team who could not even run. His run looked like a power walk. He jumped on the scale to get weighed but problem was our scale only went to 350 lbs and he was over this weight. So coach had to bring the fat kid to the post office to use their scales so he could get weighed. Needless to say the fat kid did not make the team.
This post was edited on 10/15/16 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 10/14/16 at 6:40 pm to TigersHuskers
Fat girls are okay in my book as long as the buffet is open and she wants the Weiner for dessert.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 6:54 pm to SouthTiger504
quote:
In the EMS/Safety class I had to take for work one of the trainers said that when he was an EMT they had an 800 pound man in the area that had replaced one of his bedroom walls with a garage door.
The EMTs talked him into doing this so when he had his diabetes episodes they could just back the ambulance up to his bedroom and not worry about trying to force him through the hallways he could barely fit through.
This is a perfect example of when euthanasia would be an appropriate measure for a human.
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