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re: Your worst fat person story
Posted on 10/14/16 at 6:57 pm to TigersHuskers
Posted on 10/14/16 at 6:57 pm to TigersHuskers
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Your worst fat person story
I was looking for the wet spot, but I had no flour left in my house.
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Posted on 10/14/16 at 7:00 pm to TigersHuskers
Sitting on the plane after a long weekend in Vegas on a Monday morning. Hungover like a mofo and hadn't slept more than a couple hours in a few days. My buddy acted like he was sick so we had a row of 3 seats to us two. Thought we got away with it and this 350 lb lard arse comes stumbling and weezing onto the plane and we were holding the last spare seat. Had to sit bitch from Vegas to NO with this YUGE sweaty stinky mofo pouring over the armrest into my seat.
This post was edited on 10/14/16 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 10/14/16 at 7:02 pm to Geauxrilla Ballz
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I went with the fat girl to the JR Girls Christmas party to round out our group.
ISWYDT
Posted on 10/14/16 at 7:21 pm to OMLandshark
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the guy who asked worthless questions
The only worthless question is the one unasked. Sorry I made you late for Frisbee golf, or whatever.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 7:48 pm to TigersHuskers
My Mirror
Posted on 10/14/16 at 8:10 pm to TigersHuskers
At an old job, coworker was minimum 300lbs, barely walk, had a 10-11 yr old son.
1. Let her boy go on a week long beach vacation with one of her good friends that was a prostitute. Her son's chaperones that week were 2 street walkers.
2. Overheard on the phone with her son, she told him to not get in the car with their neighbor if she is too drunk. (they were going to Wednesday worship at church) Fatty was working "overtime" for no reason, so she wanted her son to go to church with a drunk lady. It was apparently ok that she was drinking, but don't go IF she is TOO drunk.
Livingston parish's finest.
1. Let her boy go on a week long beach vacation with one of her good friends that was a prostitute. Her son's chaperones that week were 2 street walkers.
2. Overheard on the phone with her son, she told him to not get in the car with their neighbor if she is too drunk. (they were going to Wednesday worship at church) Fatty was working "overtime" for no reason, so she wanted her son to go to church with a drunk lady. It was apparently ok that she was drinking, but don't go IF she is TOO drunk.
Livingston parish's finest.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 8:36 pm to Taurus
Years ago my brother and I were working in a pipe fab shop. We had a welder named Big Joe that had a severe case of plumber's crack. We all got along great, so I'm shocked when my brother comes running through the shop with Joe in hot pursuit, screaming I'm going to kill you! Turns out Joe had crouched down to put a stringer bead in a piece of pipe and my brother, undoubtedly stoned at the time, flicked a lit cigarette butt into Joe's arse crack. When Joe stood up from his weld, his arse cheeks clamped down on that butt and the chase was on.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 10:09 pm to chinhoyang
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Employer complained about a guy so fat that he couldn't wipe his butt, he smelled like the shitter
Sounds like he needed an arse dwarf.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 10:55 pm to Geauxrilla Ballz
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Wookie Fart
Good God. And to think some people get off on that. She actually has a decent looking face. The rest is pretty much a Wookie.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 11:06 pm to LSUTANGERINE
In my history there was this girl (beautiful face, fun personality, etc) that ran with our group at the club. One night after too much drinking and no luck elsewhere we hooked up. Lesson learned because it shaking her off over the next few weeks was a challenge
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