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Your worst fat person story
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:39 pm
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:39 pm
For me it was sitting on the bus my freahman year at UNL and getting sandwiched between two fatties who both had that typical fat person smell.
Another thing about fatties that pisses me off is how they always take the scooters are retail stores. My grandfather actually needed those because he only had one leg and these fatasses used to take them and he'd be stuck leaning on a cart.
Another thing about fatties that pisses me off is how they always take the scooters are retail stores. My grandfather actually needed those because he only had one leg and these fatasses used to take them and he'd be stuck leaning on a cart.
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Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:41 pm to TigersHuskers
Employer complained about a guy so fat that he couldn't wipe his butt, he smelled like the shitter, and he got shitcanned from work.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:41 pm to TigersHuskers
Better watch your back podnuh
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:41 pm to TigersHuskers
That one time I had sex with your mom
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:41 pm to monkeybutt
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This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 10:31 am
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:43 pm to monkeybutt
KingRanch won't be happy about you posting that gif of him.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:44 pm to TigersHuskers
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:44 pm to TigersHuskers
In gym I called my friend's stepbrother fat and he kicked my legs out from under me and landed on my head and got a concussion.
Did I learn my lesson?!
No.
8 years later I called a girl I liked fat, but in a round about way. She never spoke to me again.
Did I learn my lesson that time?
Yes.
Did I learn my lesson?!
No.
8 years later I called a girl I liked fat, but in a round about way. She never spoke to me again.
Did I learn my lesson that time?
Yes.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:45 pm to Pectus
quote:
I called a girl I liked fat, but in a round about way. She never spoke to me again.
Did I learn my lesson that time?
Yes.
Why you crushin on the fatties mate?
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:45 pm to Pectus
quote:
8 years later I called a girl I liked fat, but in a round about way. She never spoke to me again.
You can still turn this around and jiggle them rolls
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:46 pm to TigersHuskers
I'm a team player, and as a kid in HS realized the glory and respect that comes from being known as one.
So I went with the fat girl to the JR Girls Christmas party to round out our group. I am a nice guy, so I didn't embarrass her when she sat on my lap and stayed there. I'm a big guy, was strong and thought I could handle this load. It hurt. My leg fell asleep.
When everyone got up, I couldn't. Out of respect for the girls tender feelings, I jumped on a grenade and told my buddy I had a boner and couldn't stand up.
Only I, and now you all, know the real truth. There was no boner, only a pinched off nerve. I took heat for that. Real heat.
So I went with the fat girl to the JR Girls Christmas party to round out our group. I am a nice guy, so I didn't embarrass her when she sat on my lap and stayed there. I'm a big guy, was strong and thought I could handle this load. It hurt. My leg fell asleep.
When everyone got up, I couldn't. Out of respect for the girls tender feelings, I jumped on a grenade and told my buddy I had a boner and couldn't stand up.
Only I, and now you all, know the real truth. There was no boner, only a pinched off nerve. I took heat for that. Real heat.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:46 pm to Geauxrilla Ballz
quote:
I'm a team player, and as a kid in HS realized the glory and respect that comes from being known as one.
So I went with the fat girl to the JR Girls Christmas party to round out our group. I am a nice guy, so I didn't embarrass her when she sat on my lap and stayed there. I'm a big guy, was strong and thought I could handle this load. It hurt. My leg fell asleep.
When everyone got up, I couldn't. Out of respect for the girls tender feelings, I jumped on a grenade and told my buddy I had a boner and couldn't stand up.
Only I, and now you all, know the real truth. There was no boner, only a pinched off nerve. I took heat for that. Real heat.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:47 pm to Geauxrilla Ballz
You're a true gentleman.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:47 pm to TigersHuskers
When video poker was a thing in BR this lady would come into our bar and play like every other day. She smelled like a mix between wet dog and skin rot. I felt bad for her from afar.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:48 pm to fr33manator
She forgave me when I left an apology note. She's married, but if she kept the note. Am I still in?
This post was edited on 10/14/16 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:53 pm to Pectus
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She's married, but if she kept the note. Am I still in?
Only one way to find out, kill her husband and then hit on her at the funeral. You'll know then if your still in like flynn
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:55 pm to TigersHuskers
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that typical fat person smell.
corn chips?
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:57 pm to TigersHuskers
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:58 pm to TigersHuskers
There was this guy in his mid-30s that I somehow always got stuck in class with every semester, always 1:00 or 2:30. The guy was too fat to walk and weighed about 500 pounds. Every day to class he'd come in with a Route 44 Sonic cup and something to eat from the restaurant (typically Chili Cheese Fries).
Also this fat mother fricker was the guy who asked worthless questions and often bragged what he had done in his professional life. He interrupted every class at least 3 times and almost always made sure we couldn't leave early.
One day I'm driving by, and the fat a-hole is leaning against the side of his car while one of my sister's pledge sisters was pushing his power wheelchair into his van for him.
I really, really hated that guy.
Also this fat mother fricker was the guy who asked worthless questions and often bragged what he had done in his professional life. He interrupted every class at least 3 times and almost always made sure we couldn't leave early.
One day I'm driving by, and the fat a-hole is leaning against the side of his car while one of my sister's pledge sisters was pushing his power wheelchair into his van for him.
I really, really hated that guy.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 3:59 pm to TigersHuskers
Female Phd college professor, 400lb + fell off her stool during class. She asked some of us guys to help her back up. She could not get herself back up. Smart lady, sad situation
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