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You are wealthy, explain to me why you have to bribe and cheat to get into college?

Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:32 am
Posted by winkchance
St. George, LA
Member since Jul 2016
4108 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:32 am
This whole charade looks like too much sugar for a dime. My kid is dumb, but I want them to go to Yale. Here is $50,000 extra dollars to repave the parking lot. Why all this nonsense about lying about sports and having people take ACTs for you.
Posted by Rusty Scroggins
Member since Feb 2019
197 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:33 am to
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Here is $50,000 extra dollars to repave the parking lot.


Because it's not that simple. As a nonprofit you have to follow certain accounting rules. Under the table is way easier.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83579 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:33 am to
obviously it isn't that simple

I'm not wealthy, so
Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22368 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:35 am to
Bc these schools have to maintain the a sharade that they’ve above this stuff.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73144 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:35 am to
Because the admissions need some sort of plausible deniability.

"we let jane doe into Yale despite her less than stellar record because her parents donated money" doesn't fly with a board, accrediting, state, etc
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:35 am to
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You are wealthy, explain to me why you have to bribe and cheat to get into college?

Bc their kids are lazy and stupid
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35129 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:36 am to
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explain to me why you have to bribe and cheat to get into college


Diversity.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14561 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:36 am to
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explain to me why you have to bribe and cheat to get into college
quote:

kid is dumb

Why did you make this thread if you already know the obvious answer?
Posted by The Goon
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2008
1243 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:37 am to
I don’t understand why you would bribe your way in at USC? I know for a fact there is a international university in Switzerland you can go to for a year and the automatically transfer to USC. I’m sure programs exist for other elite schools around the country.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:37 am to
What do you think "donations" are before getting into local BR private schools?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:37 am to
Because your dumb kid is dumb.
Posted by Cocotheape
Member since Aug 2015
3782 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:38 am to
The endowments of Ivies are so large that it takes a massive donation to buy your way in, and everything still has to be above board, your kid can’t be some average goofball
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59515 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:39 am to
Image is everything.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:39 am to
Because for a lot of the wealthy, where your kid goes to school is just as much a status symbol as where you live, where your summer home is, where your winter home is, where you vacation, etc. And attending that school keeps your shitbag offspring within the privileged class, and hides your failings as a parent.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:40 am to
I’m not sure why this is really a story. I don’t think anyone is shocked rich people use their riches to influence college admissions.

I think the main deal was it was all funneled through a ‘charity’ setup and the government wants their piece of the pie.
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10921 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:43 am to
Because idiots that come out of Yale or Harvard will have a better plight in life than a genius that comes out of Alabama or LSU.



Seems pretty obvious to me.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58756 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:44 am to
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maintain the a sharade


Maintain the what?
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30020 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:47 am to
You are wealthy, explain to me why you have to bribe and cheat to get into college?

because theyu are a frickin dumbass and cant pass the SAT scores to get in, so you buy your way in because you can
This post was edited on 3/13/19 at 11:28 am
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:47 am to
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Why all this nonsense about lying about sports and having people take ACTs for you.




Because their children are stupid.

Conne on man this isn't difficult
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:52 am to
Because intelligence is largely genetic, and these parents aren’t that bright.
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