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re: WWTOTD: Workplace bathroom

Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:19 pm to
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108740 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Remove the toilet seat, hide it, put it back on when you need to shite, remove and hide again.

Simple yet so genius, I like it.



They have seats that are removable with the push of a button. The pieces that attach to the toilet stay in place and the seat clips into metal pins.

Like so:

Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30959 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11551 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:23 pm to
Fire his nasty arse!
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:24 pm to
Post this on the wall behind the toilet
quote:

"Please make sure the toilet seat is clean after you use it"

Thanks
-Management



Post this on back of the door.
quote:

Please double check the toilet and make sure you didn't leave a shite streak on the seat. SERIOUSLY
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108740 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

WPBTiger


WorkPlaceBathroomTiger
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Even yelled at him for it



what a nasty fricker
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20026 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:24 pm to
Liposuction dat big fat arse and his butt would then fit on the seat. Until then, shite smears continue.
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:25 pm to
Some of my former coworkers would just shite in the floor of the bathroom. You could try that.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17685 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:29 pm to
Give him a huge bage a haribo sugar free gummi Bears
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Tried it.

Even yelled at him for it


Just fire him
This post was edited on 11/11/14 at 2:31 pm
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11392 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:37 pm to
Shits on the seat.......works in "food" industry.......can't cook and egg...........

And you can't fire the MFer?

Posted by LSUCurly
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
712 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:39 pm to
Put a lock on the door to the bathroom and give everyone a key except him.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Any suggestions to get him to not be so fricking nasty?
I'd leave my own shite on the seat, but continue to blame it on him.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45176 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

This nasty fricker is a "chef"

I know you clarified how we need not worry but still...

frickING GROSS
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
1894 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:42 pm to
super glue his big arse to the seat
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:45 pm to
"Stop shitting on the seat, fatass"

- Management
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16896 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:46 pm to
Crack that toilet seat. When he sits it will seem normal to him until he raises up his large arse to wipe. He'll get the shite pinched out of his arse and will certainly complain about it when he gets out of the shitter.

At this moment get every one ready for the shite intervention. Everyone should have a story about how his nasty shitting has affected them. If he has any pride he will be so embarrassed he will quit.

Problem solved.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13876 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:49 pm to
Stop by Spencer's in the mall on your way home, and pick up a roll of this.



Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Stop by Spencer's in the mall on your way home, and pick up a roll of this.



You assuming he wipes.

I'd be shocked if he does.

Lord knows he already sits on the old shite smear
Posted by Tigerstark
Parts unknown
Member since Aug 2011
5977 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 3:28 pm to
I once put flyer up on all stall doors, etc.

Attention Space Aliens:

Since you are unfamiliar with the proper use of our confusing bathroom fascilities, please read this guide.

I then includes details of the things they were doing and what should be done. IE - don't piss on the seat, jerk. Your mother ain't coming to clean this place up, have some consideration, etc. etc.

It worked for awhile.
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