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WWTOTD: Workplace bathroom
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:09 pm
Everyday, and I mean EVERYDAY, my nasty, obese, whitetrash co-worker leaves shite on the toilet seat.
Actual shite. It is smeared on the back off the seat.
On the front is some black grit nobody can seem to identify.
We have a bottle of Clorox cleanup by it just so we can clean it for our use.
This nasty fricker is a "chef"(don't worry, we are private contractors, not a restaurant or catering company you would be able to use).
Any suggestions to get him to not be so fricking nasty?
ETA: we only have one toilet
Actual shite. It is smeared on the back off the seat.
On the front is some black grit nobody can seem to identify.
We have a bottle of Clorox cleanup by it just so we can clean it for our use.
This nasty fricker is a "chef"(don't worry, we are private contractors, not a restaurant or catering company you would be able to use).
Any suggestions to get him to not be so fricking nasty?
ETA: we only have one toilet
This post was edited on 11/11/14 at 2:10 pm
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:11 pm to magildachunks
"Please make sure the toilet seat is clean after you use it"
Thanks
-Management
Thanks
-Management
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:12 pm to magildachunks
quote:
on the front is some black grit no one can seem to identify
He's probably dipping while taking a shite and then throwing it in the toilet after he's done.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:12 pm to upgrayedd
quote:
Please make sure the toilet seat is clean after you use it" Thanks -Management
Tried it.
Even yelled at him for it
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:12 pm to magildachunks
Remove the toilet seat, hide it, put it back on when you need to shite, remove and hide again.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:13 pm to magildachunks
tell him not to leave a poo seat when he's done
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:13 pm to magildachunks
remove the seat...
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:14 pm to magildachunks
quote:
Tried it.
Even yelled at him for it
Fire him
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:14 pm to magildachunks
Probably wont change his behavior, but I'd be bringing my own toilet seat to work if you have to take a shite there often.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:14 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
Remove the toilet seat, hide it, put it back on when you need to shite, remove and hide again.
Simple yet so genius, I like it.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:14 pm to chRxis
quote:
remove the seat...
Yeah, make him take a hover-deuce.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:15 pm to magildachunks
Paper arse gaskets
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:15 pm to magildachunks
Fire him.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:15 pm to GEAUXT
at my brother's office (a very small one) he and the boss's wife had to clean up shite that one of the employees had apparently tracked out of the bathroom onto the hallway carpet.
how the frick does that even happen!?!
how does shite go from your butt, to the toilet, to the ground, to the shoe, and then to the hallway carpet!?!
how the frick does that even happen!?!
how does shite go from your butt, to the toilet, to the ground, to the shoe, and then to the hallway carpet!?!
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:16 pm to taylork37
quote:
Yeah, make him take a hover-deuce.
Then the turds will just end up on the floor.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:17 pm to tigersownall
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Fire him.
Wish I could.
fricker went to Louisiana Culinary Institute and the fricker can't even cook an egg.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:17 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
Remove the toilet seat, hide it, put it back on when you need to shite, remove and hide again.
You should always have your own toilet seat with you anytime you're in a place where you may have to share a toilet with someone. ESPECIALLY if it's a job you go to everyday. Sharing a toilet seat with coworkers is fricking disgusting.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:18 pm to magildachunks
report it to HR? Thats a health concern
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:19 pm to magildachunks
quote:
Wish I could.
fricker went to Louisiana Culinary Institute and the fricker can't even cook an egg.
Oh, ok.
Kill him
Posted on 11/11/14 at 2:19 pm to LucasP
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Sharing a toilet seat with coworkers is fricking disgusting.
I placed a bunch of snap and pops under the toilet seat at the office the other day. Good times.
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