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WTF Are Essential Oils?

Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:41 pm
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:41 pm
I always hear chicks talking about essential oils at work and now some of my female FB friends are mentioning this. WTF are essential oils?
Is it some kind of scammy type thing? Usually it's the dumbass chicks at work talking about them. The same ones who are anti-vaccine, won't feed their kids anything that isn't gluten, sugar, GMO, free etc. You know the type.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:41 pm to

KY
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:42 pm to
skeet
Posted by musick
the internet
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:42 pm to
stuff they PITTB
This post was edited on 11/9/15 at 2:43 pm
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:42 pm to
LINK
This post was edited on 11/9/15 at 2:44 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:42 pm to
You mean makeup?
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by TigerTerd
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:43 pm to
Plant juice
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:43 pm to
They have what plants crave.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:43 pm to
Judging from context clues, I'm guessing that they are some kind of viscous fluids that are necessary.
This post was edited on 11/9/15 at 2:45 pm
Posted by tes fou
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:46 pm to
A huge money making industry

Today's Tupperware
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:46 pm to


quote:

An essential oil is a concentrated hydrophobic liquid containing volatile aroma compounds from plants. Essential oils are also known as volatile oils, ethereal oils, aetherolea, or simply as the oil of the plant from which they were extracted, such as oil of clove. An oil is "essential" in the sense that it contains the "essence of" the plant's fragrance—the characteristic fragrance of the plant from which it is derived.[1] The term essential used here does not mean indispensable as with the terms essential amino acid or essential fatty acid which are so-called since they are nutritionally required by a given living organism.[2]



Your virgin Google search should be "Blue Waffle"
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12057 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 2:53 pm to
All I know is that I started taking an Omega Man supplement about a month ago that has a bunch of fish oil and flaxseed oil in it and as a side effect my dick has never been harder. I feel 18 again with all the random Boners I've been getting.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84609 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

A huge money making industry Today's Tupperware


Tupperware is the Holy Grail of MLM products. Quite possibly the first and last MLM company with a quality product.
Posted by Langston
Member since Nov 2010
7685 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

All I know is that I started taking an Omega Man supplement about a month ago that has a bunch of fish oil and flaxseed oil in it and as a side effect my dick has never been harder. I feel 18 again with all the random Boners I've been getting.


Are they blue? Not sure you're taking the right pills
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65678 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 3:06 pm to
vag juice and precum
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8362 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 3:21 pm to
My wife(no pics) is a massage therapist(not the Asian kind). She uses them in her treatments based on their perceived health benefits. It's just extracted oils from various plants.

She has mentioned how there's a whole MLM thing someone started with essential oils for chicks like those you described.
Posted by Delacroix
Member since Oct 2008
3985 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 3:26 pm to
Gullible women think they have miraculous health benefits. My girlfriend is into this stuff. I have yet to see any advantage to them other than they smell good.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65678 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 3:28 pm to
yep, all you have to do is say it's "imported from (insert foreign country name)" and women pay through nose for it. It could be camel piss "imported from madeupistan" and they will buy it.
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