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Would you date a squirter?
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:05 pm
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:05 pm
I have a buddy who is seeing a girl and every time she cums she squirts and he has to change his sheets or go to bed in a pool of "squirt."
I feel like that has gotta get really old really fast. I don't think I could do it.
Thoughts?
I feel like that has gotta get really old really fast. I don't think I could do it.
Thoughts?
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:06 pm to Neauxla
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:06 pm to Neauxla
Some people whine about every thing
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:06 pm to Neauxla
quote:
Thoughts?
I like turtles.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:07 pm to Neauxla
He might want to finish banging her in the shower.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:07 pm to Neauxla
If only there was a way to prepare for such things, as to not get it on the sheets.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:07 pm to Neauxla
quote:
every time she cums
This is a pretty easy fix.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:07 pm to Neauxla
Sir WInston would be upset cause she's squirting over alphas.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:07 pm to Neauxla
Seems like it would get old.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:08 pm to Neauxla
quote:
Would you date a squirter?
I would, but my wife would get upset.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:08 pm to Neauxla
Been with one squirter.... it was fun... I would not want to change the sheets every time we bang... if I'm averaging 2 or 3 a day. frick thag noise
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:08 pm to Neauxla
I have. At first we used a lot plastic, but you get used to waking up damp; it is really no different than night sweats.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:08 pm to Neauxla
She needs to not drink before sex or pee before sex
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:10 pm to Neauxla
or
or
There's all sorts of options here and none are all that complicated.
This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:10 pm to Neauxla
Yep!! Wasn't expecting I the first time and it hit me in the face...I felt like that fat guy in Jurassic park that got spit on by the Dino..
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:10 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
bang in the guest bedroom instead - problem solved
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:10 pm to Neauxla
quote:
go to bed in a pool of "squirt."
I lost it at this sentence.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:10 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
quote:Is that what helped you?
She needs to not drink before sex or pee before sex
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:11 pm to Neauxla
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:11 pm to Neauxla
Well if only guys knew... Girls don't squirt like porn stars!
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