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re: Worst pick up line you ever used that actually worked?

Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35480 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:39 pm to
"No mama-san, I meant fifty for both."
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9096 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:41 pm to
"It may not be long, but it can get friction on a pickle jar"
Posted by cdaniel76
Covington, LA
Member since Feb 2008
19699 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

ksayetiger


You still let your ole lady go to the Flora'Bama alone these days?
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

Worst pick up line you ever used that actually worked?


"so what's your story?" worked a half a dozen times....if the girl opens up then she is lonely and desires attention enough to be able to bag that night.
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
8710 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

"so what's your story?" worked a half a dozen times....if the girl opens up then she is lonely and desires attention enough to be able to bag that night.
I like it.
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1251 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:45 pm to
I don't want to have sex with you
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

I don't want to have sex with you


yet
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164127 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:47 pm to
Hey
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67079 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:54 pm to
"I lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?"

I used this one on a dare, and I was absolutely shocked when this worked. She actually gave me her real number!
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 11:01 pm to
So...how much?
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31072 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 11:06 pm to
Try that one on the soccer board, big boy. ;)
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 11:08 pm to






Posted by NawlinsTigah270
Mile High
Member since Jun 2008
13115 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 11:09 pm to
"sex?"

This was on Tinder but it actually worked
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155588 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 11:10 pm to
That risotto was quite delectable
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22154 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

"sex?" This was on Tinder but it actually worked


Yea, tinder probably shouldn't count. Takes the awkwardness factor out of it.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 11:13 pm to
"Will you let me buy you a drink"?

Works 1% of the time
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22154 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

"Will you let me buy you a drink"? Works 1% of the time


If there are 100 decent looking girls in the bar, that's pretty good odds.
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

Turkey_Creek_Tiger


what a beautiful line
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21442 posts
Posted on 5/26/14 at 11:34 pm to
I go for the big girls.

"You know the Shoney's breakfast bar starts in 20 minutes."



Posted by Chappy
G-Town
Member since Jul 2007
3407 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 1:44 am to
I watched a girl turn down 6-7 guys who asked her to dance. I walked up and said "I watched you turn down all these guys, but I would be kicking myself in the arse tomorrow if I didn't come ask you myself"

it worked
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