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Worst pick up line you ever used that actually worked?
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:16 pm
I'm interested to know if it's better than:
"Hey there, wanna come back to my place and have some wild, passionate sex?"
"Hey there, wanna come back to my place and have some wild, passionate sex?"
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Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:17 pm to RollTide1987
"Will you marry me?"
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:18 pm to RollTide1987
"Does this smell like chloroform?" - trillhog
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:18 pm to RollTide1987
If you yell "Who wants anal?!?!?" outside of bogies at 2:05AM you will get a yes.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:18 pm to RollTide1987
Nice shoes. Wanna frick?
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:18 pm to RollTide1987
never once in my life used a pickup line
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:18 pm to RollTide1987
You have aids.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:18 pm to RollTide1987
Wyd?
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:19 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
If you yell "Who wants anal?!?!?" outside of bogies at 2:05AM you will get a yes.
This sounds really gay
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:20 pm to RollTide1987
"you look like my sister" usually works for me
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:20 pm to RollTide1987
Find the youtube video where the guy was getting numbers by just pointing at his phone and not saying a word.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:21 pm to RollTide1987
"I put the 'std' in 'stud'".
I had her and her friends laughing their asses off when I said it.
It ended up being a glorious night for all involved.
I had her and her friends laughing their asses off when I said it.
It ended up being a glorious night for all involved.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:21 pm to RollTide1987
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:21 pm to trillhog
better than rape IMO
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:22 pm to weagle99
If your beauty was a pony, I would ride you all day long at my nephew's 8th birthday party.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:26 pm to RollTide1987
lets frick
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:28 pm to The Hurricane
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If your beauty was a pony, I would ride you all day long at my nephew's 8th birthday party.
I read this two different ways. The riding would take place at the birthday party or the comment was overheard there.
I don't know which version is more disturbing.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:35 pm to trillhog
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:37 pm to RollTide1987
"You might as well frick me, I'm gonna tell everybody you did anyway."
Posted on 5/26/14 at 10:38 pm to RollTide1987
i'm ksayetiger. ever heard of me?
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