re: Worst behavior you've witnessed at a wedding/reception?

She is not.

This thread reminded me of a wedding my wife and I attended last year. Nothing really bad happened but...... The invitations read that the wedding would start at a certain time. Wife and I arrived well ahead of time because we were not sure of how long it would take to get to the venue. We are good friends with the parents of the groom. When we arrived the mother of the groom told my wife that the bride had intentionally put the time of the ceramony on the invitation as 1/2 hour before it was really scheduled to start. My wife didn't tell me about this until we were sitting in a pew. The ceremony didn't start until 45 minutes after the "official" time. My wife attended the ceremony without me as I politely excused myself to find a rest room. The reception following the ceremony was in another part of the same facility. I gained early entry to the reception area and enjoyed a couple of drinks while the wedding ceremony was being conducted. I asked some of the staff what they knew and they confirmed that the actual start time was 1/2 hour after the invitation time. It was all I could do to keep form telling the bride how little I thought of her plan. What a bitch.

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Best Man's wife getting busted making out with groomsman in kitchen pantry

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holy shite!

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Sister of Bride gets busted by her husband about to consummate the Rehearsal party with same groomsman

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two married women busted hooking up with the same dude in one night. What was the aftermath?

After reading some of this I am so glad my wife and I had a small wedding. I can honestly say the only bad thing I have witnessed was a guy who was at my cousins wedding was inappropriately dressed. Jeans a Metallica T shirt and a backwards cap.

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Yeah, but was it a flatbill? 

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Sadly it was, it was a guest from a member of our family. I would have made him leave ,but my cousin let it be. I guess she didn't want to cause a stir in our white trash part of the family.

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And you're posting about it online. That secret should have died with you. Worst groomsmen ever

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I guess I should have mentioned this was around 91 and the marriage didn't last a year .. go figure

This happened a few weeks ago. Guest at a wedding and it comes time to do the garter toss. The groom decided to give a lap dance to his new wife. While trashy, it was pretty funny because this guy is very shy and it was good to see him at least enjoying himself in the spotlight.

One of his groomsmen decides he wants the spotlight and 2 feet away starts giving his date the most cringeworthy lap dance I've ever seen in my life. It's like he had just got done watching Magic Mike and tried to copy the moves. Worst part is, he got someone to video it and the "videographer" was yelling, "Yeah! Is that making you wet!? I bet you're so wet right now!"

The groom didn't seem to notice, but I felt so bad for him.

The groom's brother took my niece's (Bride) panties from her suitcase that was in the groom's truck and hung the panties around the rearview mirror. After the reception the bride and groom was about to leave on their honeymoon, when my niece spotted her underwear hanging in the truck, she slapped the snot out of him.

Father of the groom sloppy drunk having to basically be carried into the church and puking during the ceremony.

At a wedding out of town and after the reception the wedding party and others rode around town in this rented trolley. One of the groomsmen was so drunk he threw up on the bride's father, fell off the trolley, and broke his arm.