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re: Worst behavior you've witnessed at a wedding/reception?

Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:04 pm to
Posted by HermanBoone
The Chuck
Member since Aug 2013
878 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:04 pm to
Buddy of mine was at his cousin's wedding (she was the bride). Black guy walks in church and says the bride has been riding his BBC for a while now, and he had no idea she was engaged. Said he felt bad and had to say something. Wedding/reception was obviously canceled.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:06 pm to
A money dance
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113952 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:07 pm to
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A drunk 40-something year old hitting on a 16 year old at the reception.


Who invited OWL to their wedding?
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15636 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:10 pm to
She should have known better than to plan a wedding for a Saturday night in the fall. Her fault
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113952 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

She should have known better than to plan a wedding for a Saturday night in the fall. Her fault



Someone told me she was not the most stable person to begin with so...
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7316 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:13 pm to
I was at a wedding and the photographer started yelling at the band because they wouldn't do what he wanted. The lead singer kept mocking the photographer. It was hilarious. Don't pick an argument with a man holding a microphone.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10163 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:16 pm to
I got a chub reading that
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18906 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:16 pm to
Dude in a leisure suit and wife in polyester and strappy sandals eating all of the shrimp on the buffet and hogging the bar. Groom finally figures out they are crashing the wedding and have been doing it at that venue for several months. He confronts them and a tussle and chase through the parking lot including off duty BRPD ensues. Guy in the leisure suit takes a bit of a beating before they and their car is tossed for any stolen items and they are sent on their way.


My wedding.
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:17 pm to
Drunk bitch started eating the wedding cake with her hands before it was cut. My buddy had brought her as a date and was mortified.


Oh another wedding where a different drunk bitch burnt the grandmother of the bride's cheek by being a dumb frick with the sparklers they give out at the end.
This post was edited on 5/22/17 at 10:32 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113952 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

Dude in a leisure suit and wife in polyester and strappy sandals eating all of the shrimp on the buffet and hogging the bar. Groom finally figures out they are crashing the wedding and have been doing it at that venue for several months. He confronts them and a tussle and chase through the parking lot including off duty BRPD ensues. Guy in the leisure suit takes a bit of a beating before they and their car is tossed for any stolen items and they are sent on their way.


My wedding.



Holy shite! So real life wedding crashers? I guess people really do this..
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
7873 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:31 pm to
My date to a friend's wedding was trashed so I brought her to one of the cabins at the plantation where the guys in the wedding party got dressed to sleep it off. Little did I know that my friend and his new bride were going to use this cabin to change clothes later and when they walked in and turned the lights on, the drunk date started screaming for me from the bedroom then comes out to look for me buck naked. This was pretty bad, but much, much worse because the groom and I have the same name. The bride was just a tad pissed off and it took a lot of explaining by me to get him out of it.

It was a little awkward.
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 12:52 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113952 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:32 pm to
Did you get some punanny?
Posted by Dubosed
Gulf Breeze
Member since Nov 2012
7051 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:32 pm to
I watched a drunk groomsman jump on the the limo and crush the wind shield while the groom and bride were trying to leave.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:37 pm to
Literally a few weeks ago at my best friend's wedding. One of our buddies got super drunk and tried making out and grinding on my best friend's mom. He got kicked out the wedding, and threw up 3 times while walking to the car.
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59103 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:40 pm to
quote:

A drunk 40-something year old hitting on a 16 year old at the reception.


Who invited OWL to their wedding?


Owl's not in his 40s anymore.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113952 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:40 pm to
I am trying to think of anything else I have seen at a wedding. This isn't that big of a deal, but I was in a wedding. It was scheduled to start at 7PM (I don't remember if that was the exact time, it was an evening wedding), but at 7PM the bride was still outside in the limo. All anyone would say was that the bridesmaid was trying to talk to her to get her out of the limo. The groom started to get nervous, but 5 mins later she was out. She was dealing with anxiety issues and was freaking out about walking down the aisle with a church full of people looking at her.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113952 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:40 pm to
quote:

Owl's not in his 40s anymore.


Yeah, but he was when he did this.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113952 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

Literally a few weeks ago at my best friend's wedding. One of our buddies got super drunk and tried making out and grinding on my best friend's mom. He got kicked out the wedding, and threw up 3 times while walking to the car.


Is she a single MILF?
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
23051 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:44 pm to
Best I've got is bride pass out drunk 30 minutes into the reception. Father daughter dance looked like a puppet show. Didn't see her after that.

Poor groom felt obligated to work the room running PR for his drunkard wife. I was a date so I didnt know the people. Most of her friends didn't seem surprised. Poor fella.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:49 pm to
I bet PeeJ has some classic stories
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