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Woodpecker issue at my house...need advice
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:13 am
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:13 am
There is one damn woodpecker that beats down on my house every morning around dawn. It sounds like a fricking hammer being brought to my house.
I just googled and discovered they are protected by the migratory bird act. My neighbor (happening to her too) has tried all the gimmicks i.e. fake owls, shiny objects, etc. to scare it away.
The thing is unphased and I think motivated more to frick with us
Nature lovers: How big of a deal would it be to drop this thing with my high-powered pellet gun? Is there a shortage of them? Am I killing the last known white rhino or something?
Because I'm at the point where I want to see this thing disappear...forever.
I just googled and discovered they are protected by the migratory bird act. My neighbor (happening to her too) has tried all the gimmicks i.e. fake owls, shiny objects, etc. to scare it away.
The thing is unphased and I think motivated more to frick with us
Nature lovers: How big of a deal would it be to drop this thing with my high-powered pellet gun? Is there a shortage of them? Am I killing the last known white rhino or something?
Because I'm at the point where I want to see this thing disappear...forever.
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Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:14 am to TheCaterpillar
choot it, liz
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:14 am to TheCaterpillar
quote:
How big of a deal would it be to drop this thing with my high-powered pellet gun?
Your worst than Hitler.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:14 am to TheCaterpillar
Looks just like this. Downy Woodpecker.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:14 am to TheCaterpillar
quote:I have never killed a woodpecker for the record
Nature lovers: How big of a deal would it be to drop this thing with my high-powered pellet gun? Is there a shortage of them? Am I killing the last known white rhino or something?
This post was edited on 10/30/15 at 10:16 am
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:15 am to TheCaterpillar
quote:
How big of a deal would it be to drop this thing with my high-powered pellet gun?
Do it and don't tell anyone.
No harm no foul. Change this thread to something else too so no one knows.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:15 am to TheCaterpillar
You have a carpenter bee problem? They are likely trying to get to a food source. Eliminate the food source, eliminate the pecker.
or...
Place a suet woodpecker feeder near the outside of your home.
Problem solved either way.
or...
Place a suet woodpecker feeder near the outside of your home.
Problem solved either way.
This post was edited on 10/30/15 at 10:17 am
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:15 am to TheCaterpillar
Seriously? That thing is fricking adorable. Quit being a dick and share the planet bro.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:15 am to TheCaterpillar
Judge to the beak.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:15 am to TheCaterpillar
You've got to demonstrate dominance. Have you tried mounting it?
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:15 am to LucasP
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Your worst than Hitler.
I'm just honored to have you in my thread.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:16 am to Napoleon
quote:Some harm, no fowl.
No harm no foul.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:16 am to LucasP
quote:
Your worst than Hitler.
*then
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:17 am to PsychTiger
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You've got to demonstrate dominance. Have you tried mounting it?
Tried. Now I've got a second hole in my dick.
My piss comes out like a shower head.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:18 am to TheCaterpillar
quote:
Woodpecker issue at my house...need advice
Just a simple "less teeth" usually does the trick
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:18 am to TheCaterpillar
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This post was edited on 3/7/16 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:18 am to TheCaterpillar
pellet gun and bury the bird or trash it. All is good in love and war.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:19 am to StrongBackWeakMind
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Did you google how to get rid of woodpeckers?
Yeah and my neighbor has tried all the "best ways" that I've seen and it has only served to piss the thing off I think
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:20 am to TheCaterpillar
Burn down your house. Problem solved.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:20 am to TheCaterpillar
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This post was edited on 3/7/16 at 8:05 pm
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