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re: Woman uses deer tongue to please herself
Posted on 10/30/14 at 4:53 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Posted on 10/30/14 at 4:53 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Razorback fan no doubt.
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Posted on 10/30/14 at 5:22 am to genuineLSUtiger
Y'all slipping. 
Bitches be crazy.
Bitches be crazy.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 6:50 am to fishfighter
dear
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:03 am to sharkfhin
Was dear tongue the beginning of a letter about her smelly hole? C'mon man....
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:24 am to sharkfhin
so she likes the licky licky instead of the (deer) sausage?
Posted on 10/30/14 at 7:27 am to sharkfhin
whatever it takes
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:08 am to sharkfhin
Several things:
1) How does something become lodged in one's vagina? It's not like there are a bunch of nooks and crannies, twists and turns, or snaggly bits that can just hook anything that enters. It's not an obstacle course.
2) What kind of cavernous vagina must someone have to "forget" they left a foreign body up there? She's got like the Mary Poppins carpet bag of vaginas. Ewwww.
3) How the frick did the doctor miss that on initial exam?
1) How does something become lodged in one's vagina? It's not like there are a bunch of nooks and crannies, twists and turns, or snaggly bits that can just hook anything that enters. It's not an obstacle course.
2) What kind of cavernous vagina must someone have to "forget" they left a foreign body up there? She's got like the Mary Poppins carpet bag of vaginas. Ewwww.
3) How the frick did the doctor miss that on initial exam?
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:12 am to sharkfhin
I'm setting the over/under on number of teeth in her head at 3.5.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:15 am to Peazey
her discharge had a “very bad odor.”
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:18 am to drunkenpunkin
My guess is that she is a very large woman...with way too many folds to inspect.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:24 am to LloydChristmas
I don't think bring obese changes the size/shape of the vagina, though.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:32 am to sharkfhin
Actually the first case report of that activity in the medical literature was co-authored by a buddy of mine from residency in 1990
Xenolingual Autoeroticism
Xenolingual Autoeroticism
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:33 am to sharkfhin
Deer lord... what is wrong with society?
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:33 am to drunkenpunkin
Was thinking that said deer tongue may have been hidden by the fat rolls.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:40 am to sharkfhin
How do you not put this part in the OP:
quote:
The woman finally confessed the dreaded details to her husband. After her husband’s recent hunting trip, he brought home a deer and gutted and dressed it in their garage. She admitted to seeing the tongue, admired its length, and had snuck off with it to use it as a pleasuring aid. She didn’t remember leaving it up there.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 10:52 am to Breesus
Wet aged deer meat... I bet it was good and tender.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:17 am to sharkfhin
Still not as bad as blowfly girl
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:10 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
She must get in heat during hunting season. Can imagine her den walls with 30 or more stuffed deer heads on them.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:13 pm to sharkfhin
ArKansas gonna ArKansas...
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