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Woman uses deer tongue to please herself

Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:32 pm
Posted by sharkfhin
Over der
Member since Sep 2008
2339 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:32 pm
And it got lodged I her vagina....WTF


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"She admitted to seeing the tongue, admired its length, and had snuck off with it to use it as a pleasuring aid."

This post was edited on 10/30/14 at 8:14 am
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
9999 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:33 pm to
It must mean a lot to her
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11532 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

A woman from Little Rock, Arkansas, is now recovering after a bizarre chain of events that led doctors to find the tongue of a deer lodged into her vagina


Arkansas, keeping it classy!
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64376 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

The Arkansas woman, who’s name has not been released, went to her gynecologist complaining that her discharge had a “very bad odor.”





Imagine what her gash had to smell like that it was to the point the odor from it compelled her to go to the doctor.
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 7:36 pm
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17473 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:36 pm to
Dear deer
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35932 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:38 pm to
Ugh, why are some willing to shove anything that will fit up there vagina. So nasty.

Posted by sharkfhin
Over der
Member since Sep 2008
2339 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:38 pm to
Hahaha....I cant lie, that's some freaky shite....
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11665 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

Dear

Is it that fricking hard?
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69234 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:40 pm to
Rather that than antlers.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65502 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:41 pm to
Irony: Her cream pie was a faux salt lick?
Somewhere, somehow the Universe is satisfied.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:43 pm to
Didn't realize they auctioned off Kim Jong Il's tounge
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:16 am to
Maybe we're not doing right, maybe I need to get jerked off by a deer

Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:20 am to
quote:

Is it that fricking hard?
Is it that fricking important to you? Jeez
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:22 am to
quote:

Maybe we're not doing right, maybe I need to get jerked off by a deer


Good luck getting close.

Posted by BlackleafBaller
Member since Oct 2012
1863 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:26 am to
I thought my wife tasted a bit 'gamey'
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11074 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:44 am to
Deer God, man
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:47 am to
No pic of woman?
Posted by UltimateHog
Oregon
Member since Dec 2011
65758 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 1:34 am to
Posted by Layabout
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
11082 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 3:38 am to
quote:

It must mean a lot to her


It's very dear to her.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54475 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 4:45 am to


You went there oh deer.
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