Woman tells truth about dad bods

Here are the real reasons women "love" dad bods

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(1) It doesn't intimidate us.
Few things are worse than taking a picture in a bathing suit, one being taking a picture in a bathing suit with a guy who is crazy fit. We don't want a guy that makes us feel insecure about our body. We are insecure enough as it is.


(2) We like being the pretty one.
We love people saying "they look cute together." But we still like being the center of attention. We want to look skinny and the bigger the guy, the smaller we feel and the better we look next to you in a picture.

(3) Better cuddling. No one wants to cuddle with a rock.

(4) Good eats.
The dad bod says he doesn't meal prep every Sunday night so if you want to go to Taco Tuesday or $4 pitcher Wednesday, he'd be totally down. He's not scared of a cheat meal because he eats just about anything and everything.

(5) You know what you're getting.
Girls tend to picture their future together with their guys early on. Therefore, if he already has the dad bod going on, we can get used to it before we date him, marry him, have three kids. We know what we are getting into when he's got the same exact body type at the age of 22 that he's going to have at 45.

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Pecker's Translation:

1) Women are insecure and want you to be ugly so they can feel like they have the upper hand in the relationship

2) Women are insecure and want you to be obese so that they'll look thinner when they stand next to you

3) Women are insecure and if they feel your firm body while cuddling it will remind them of their pudgy, unsightly body

4) Women are insecure and don't want to feel bad about eating like shite so they want you to also eat like shite

5) Women are insecure and want you to grow old with a sloppy body so they don't feel bad about being lazy and also having a sloppy body


Don't fall for this bros. It's the first step to living a life devoid of sex, driving a minivan, doing chores around the house, and waiting for everyone in the house to go to sleep so you can beat your meat. All while your wife drives around in the car you bought her, shopping with her friends and reading erotica online while she secretly wishes a young man with a hard body would wreck her box.

Keep fighting the good fight.