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Woman denies man sex. Reports him to police for "Revenge Fart"

Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:56 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:56 am
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A man in Laholm, Hallan County in Sweden was reported to police because he farted after the woman he was with denied to have sex with him.

She reported the incident to the local police saying that his “revenge fart” disturbed her peace of mind. The man and the woman, whose names were not released to the public, had talked of having sex in a different occasion, but they are not in a relationship.

According to the woman, the man visited her in her house with the desire to have sex with her. When she refused to indulge him, he simply farted and left.

“It smelled very bad in my flat,” the woman said in her police report.


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Posted by MontyFranklyn
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:57 am to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:58 am to
she needs to post that in the have you ever called 911 thread
Posted by LSUengineer12
The Best Side
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:00 am to
Frick or Fart.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:00 am to
This is progress.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:01 am to
quote:

desire to have sex with her. When she refused to indulge him, he simply farted and left.


he was just responding in kind...









police report...what a maroon...
Posted by tlsu15
Capital of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
10010 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:02 am to
Update: The police are now looking for every married man ever.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:08 am to
quote:

in my flat
flatulence?
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18762 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:15 am to
It had to be a really bad smelling fart. Swedish food is almost worse than Indian food for smelly bowel movements
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10124 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:18 am to
awe, how sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedish of him
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:23 am to
Good to know stupidity doesn't just run in the good ole USA...

wrong pizza 911...

quote:

Update: The police are now looking for every married man ever.


If this were true, I have the "three strikes you're out" rule against me...
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 11:28 am
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:26 am to
I do this my girlfriend all the time. I wonder if I have any outstanding warrants.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:34 am to
quote:

When she refused to indulge him, he simply farted and left.


Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98739 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:34 am to
She's lucky he didn't go with the silent but deadly option.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24101 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:35 am to
Grass, gas, or arse... Nobody chills for free.
Posted by whodatdude
Member since Feb 2011
1372 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:59 am to
Every married man is subsequently blaming it on the dog

Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24101 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:03 pm to
Next time a chick incites me over late at night and doesn't put out getting a revenge fart. It's only fair since I'll have blue balls.
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:10 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 11:06 pm
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Revenge Fart


At least it wasn't the infamous revenge shart
Posted by Chris Warner
Perdido Bay
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:58 pm to
Ripe case
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