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Woman denies man sex. Reports him to police for "Revenge Fart"
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:56 am
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:56 am
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A man in Laholm, Hallan County in Sweden was reported to police because he farted after the woman he was with denied to have sex with him.
She reported the incident to the local police saying that his “revenge fart” disturbed her peace of mind. The man and the woman, whose names were not released to the public, had talked of having sex in a different occasion, but they are not in a relationship.
According to the woman, the man visited her in her house with the desire to have sex with her. When she refused to indulge him, he simply farted and left.
“It smelled very bad in my flat,” the woman said in her police report.
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:58 am to Green Chili Tiger
she needs to post that in the have you ever called 911 thread
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:00 am to Green Chili Tiger
This is progress.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:01 am to Green Chili Tiger
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desire to have sex with her. When she refused to indulge him, he simply farted and left.
he was just responding in kind...
police report...what a maroon...
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:02 am to Green Chili Tiger
Update: The police are now looking for every married man ever.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:08 am to Green Chili Tiger
quote:flatulence?
in my flat
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:15 am to Green Chili Tiger
It had to be a really bad smelling fart. Swedish food is almost worse than Indian food for smelly bowel movements
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:18 am to Green Chili Tiger
awe, how sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedish of him
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:23 am to Green Chili Tiger
Good to know stupidity doesn't just run in the good ole USA...
wrong pizza 911...
If this were true, I have the "three strikes you're out" rule against me...
wrong pizza 911...
quote:
Update: The police are now looking for every married man ever.
If this were true, I have the "three strikes you're out" rule against me...
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 11:28 am
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:26 am to Green Chili Tiger
I do this my girlfriend all the time. I wonder if I have any outstanding warrants.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:34 am to Green Chili Tiger
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When she refused to indulge him, he simply farted and left.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:34 am to Green Chili Tiger
She's lucky he didn't go with the silent but deadly option.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:35 am to Green Chili Tiger
Grass, gas, or arse... Nobody chills for free.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 11:59 am to tlsu15
Every married man is subsequently blaming it on the dog
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:03 pm to whodatdude
Next time a chick incites me over late at night and doesn't put out getting a revenge fart. It's only fair since I'll have blue balls.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:10 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:27 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Revenge Fart
At least it wasn't the infamous revenge shart
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