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re: Wife suing condo complex because a swan killed her husband
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:46 am to Clyde Tipton
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:46 am to Clyde Tipton
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Swim where?
under and make your way to the bank. and if it keeps attacking you every time you surface i dont think it would be the hardest thing in the world to get your hands on it. take that thing under with you.
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:48 am to Clyde Tipton
quote:
Swim where?
he probably could have just stood up
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:48 am to bbap
quote:
get your hands on it. take that thing under with you.
That would be like trying to take a beach ball under water with you. Too big and bouyant...
I think the best plan of attack would be to grab it's neck and try to hold its head under water.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:50 am to MSTiger33
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Anthony Hensley drowned in April 2012 after being attacked by a swan while working for his job with Knox Swan and Dog.
da fuq
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:51 am to tigerpimpbot
Damn what a way to go out..
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:55 am to Clyde Tipton
i'd like to see this apartment complex pond. i mean how deep could it be?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:01 pm to MSTiger33
My best friend's dad has a pond in front of his house we used to swim in that had a vicious swan named "Ceasar." We would play this game where two of us would distract him on one side of the pier while another would jump into to the water from the other side and swim to a floating tire that was anchored ab 20 feet away, touch it then try to swim back to the pier before Cesar attacked. One day our buddy dale only made it about halfway back before Cesar cut him off. He tried swimming underwater but couldn't get low enough and this damn bird was just letting him have it. We were in tears laughing when Dale popped out of the water, grabbed Cesar by the neck, and started yelling " I GOTTA KILL IT" I GOTTA KILL IT!!!" I've never laughed harder in my life. The damn thing finally stopped attacking and swam away but Dale had bite and scratch marks all over the top of his head and forehead. Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Cesar finally met his match in an alligator ab 3 years later but his legend lives on.
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:05 pm to Sampson
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:06 pm to TomballTiger
I just texted him that link and said "you were one of the lucky ones"
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:06 pm to MSTiger33
Imagine getting to heaven and having to explain that you were killed by a fricking swan. Can't think of a more puss way to go.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:19 pm to OMLandshark
On that day man sang the swan song
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:29 pm to MSTiger33
I was attacked by a goose last month at a condo complex while minding our own business. Apparently the complex completely supports (posted in writing) having the 2 geese and a flock of Muscovy ducks. Was laughing as it was biting my pants leg but I had 2 five year olds with me and it was quite scary for them. Could see the complex being sued had one of the kids gotten seriously hurt. Or worse fallen in some water and drowned; which there was water nearby.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:39 pm to OMLandshark
How'd your husband die?
Vicious swan attack, the motherfricker wouldn't stop.
Vicious swan attack, the motherfricker wouldn't stop.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:40 pm to MSTiger33
A mute swan. Sneaky bastards.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:45 pm to tigerfoot
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:48 pm to PuntBamaPunt
On the other hand, the woman will NEVER drown
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:48 pm to PuntBamaPunt
She needs to collect for more implants.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:48 pm to bbap
He probably inhaled some water and was under distress after falling in the water in the first place. The bird coming after him just made it harder to recover. There was one on those birds at ccl #16, mean as hell and big. I could see it happening easily.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:52 pm to OMLandshark
I keep picturing the judge listening to the story that a swan killed a man....Kinda reminds me of the "yutes" scene in My Cousin Vinny.
"Excuse me. Did you say 'swan'?"
"Excuse me. Did you say 'swan'?"
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:54 pm to Sampson
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Dale popped out of the water, grabbed Cesar by the neck, and started yelling " I GOTTA KILL IT" I GOTTA KILL IT!!!" I've never laughed harder in my life.
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