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Putty
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Why does my wife always want to run a train?

I got a call from the wife this morning. She said we have plans with friends this weekend and we’re going to run a train. Seems like every time we get together with friends lately, we’re running a train. I mean, I’ve got nothing against her friends and don’t mind hanging with them, but I know what I’m doing and don’t really feel like following three guys.

Plus, there’s a lot of coordination and effort that has to go into running a train. It’s exhausting. You have to pick the time, the place, get the lineup ready, and there’s always someone that takes too long and keeps everyone else waiting. There are always disagreements about who should go first…I never get to go first and I have to stare at some guys rear end for 30 minutes to an hour.

Can anyone explain this fascination my wife has with running a train?



lsufanintexas
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Who wears the hat?


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9Fiddy
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:bsfail:


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manwich
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so...be there at 7:30?


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J Murdah
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Can I come?

No pun intended.


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CaptainsWafer
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I dont even know how to respond to this.


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EZE Tiger Fan
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Can anyone explain this fascination my wife has with running a train?


Because of your small penis.


ATL TGR
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fearthemoomoo
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don't feed the troll


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Putty
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Because of your small penis.


What does that have to do with anything?


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Cdawg
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re: Why does my wife always want to run a train?
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I have to stare at some guys rear end for 30 minutes to an hour

You like my hairy arse dont' you?


LSUballs
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re: Why does my wife always want to run a train?
Prayers sent. Watch your caboose.


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barry
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ccla


dammit, two seconds behind


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Putty
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Watch your caboose.


You must have run a train before. As the last guy in line, it's sorta my job to make sure that folks who aren't in our train don't try to jump into our train line.


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biglego
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my wife

pics?


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