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re: Why do roofers never pickup the nails they leave behind?

Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:36 pm to
Posted by High C
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:36 pm to
Is that an admission?
Posted by xTHUNDERBOLTx
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:37 pm to
Wow, really? And I remind you of THAT? I haven't had to fap in over a decade
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:39 pm to
I can't even tell you why you remind me of him

But not fapping in a decade is odd. I can't say the same and I'm a chick
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:39 pm to
Posted by xTHUNDERBOLTx
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:43 pm to
My point is that ive never had a dry spell long enough to have to fap. I'm at the point now where I couldn't even get aroused if i had to fap. I need the real thing. Pictures, porn, and my hand do nothing for me.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:44 pm to
Some people jack or Jill off daily regardless of relationship status

And honestly it's kind of weird if you don't
Posted by xTHUNDERBOLTx
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:49 pm to
Meh, it just doesn't do anything for me.

When I was a teen/young man, I used to fap all the time to my playboys and porn and whatnot. Then I hit college and was getting laid all the time, and then afterwards not only was I getting laid, but I was also having all of my desires and fantasîes fulfilled: threesomes, anal, 2 girls while I watch, toys, bondage, etc. So now, there's no way I can just go back to fapping, because the mental stimulation just isnt there. See?
This post was edited on 6/12/14 at 8:53 pm
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:50 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/15/14 at 12:51 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:52 pm to
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Paige
WTF


I thought you died during stomach staple surgery ??
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

Some people jack or Jill off daily regardless of relationship status

And honestly it's kind of weird if you don't


This
Posted by xTHUNDERBOLTx
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:54 pm to
I told ya I'm 35, remember? Turn 36 next month
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:56 pm to
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I told ya I'm 35, remember? Turn 36 next month


I'm 40 and I still fap

When I was married I still fapped.

Was dating a girl last year. Sometimes we fapped together before sex just so we could take our sweet time and make the sex last that much longer.
Posted by VetteGuy
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:57 pm to
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Posted by xTHUNDERBOLTx
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:58 pm to
I just explained it to you. If it floats your boat and gets you off, great. It just doesn't interest me anymore, for the above-mentioned reasons.

Hey, I thought this thread was supposed to be about nails
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:59 pm to
Because they're fricking roofers. As a whole in a profession, they are the single worst group of people in America. It's what happens when you sit on a roof huffing in tar all day. They're basically retarded and really don't give a shite besides getting the most basic portions of a job done. Ask any contractor on who the worst people to deal with are, and I guarantee almost all of them say roofers with the occasional dry waller.
Posted by VetteGuy
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:59 pm to
Welcome back. You were missed.
Posted by AUin02
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:59 pm to
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Why do roofers never pickup the nails they leave behind?


Because if they picked them up they wouldn't be left behind?
Posted by Love me some Les
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 9:02 pm to
They generally TRY to get most of them. But they are going to miss a few. So after their done, it's a good idea to walk around the house and look for them. Especially in the driveway.
Posted by Gold Tiger
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 9:10 pm to
Gulf Coast Builders in Lafayette did my roof. They put down drop cloths and drug the yard with a magnet before leaving. My yard looked better after they left than it did before the job was done. No complaints
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 9:13 pm to
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Now I have to get on YouTube to learn how to change a tire.



Get a plug set.

Pull out nail with tires.

Insert tire rasp

rasp out hole

Put tire plug in insertion tool add rubber cement.

Insert plug and leave 1" out of the tire.

Cut off that 1"

Re-fill your tire



Drive it until you can get it patched.
This post was edited on 6/12/14 at 9:14 pm
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