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Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:28 pm to TigerFred
Not to hijack the thread, but I had something really strange happen to me on Friday.
We went out to lunch to a taco place. They had a three taco lunch. I ordered one chicken, one steak and one shrimp. This lady at the next table, several feet away, gets up and tells me that her son has a shrimp allergy and we are sitting too close for me to have shrimp.
I change the shrimp to a second steak without saying anything, but got to thinking - are shrimp allergies that sensitive. Son was probably 10 feet from me.
We went out to lunch to a taco place. They had a three taco lunch. I ordered one chicken, one steak and one shrimp. This lady at the next table, several feet away, gets up and tells me that her son has a shrimp allergy and we are sitting too close for me to have shrimp.
I change the shrimp to a second steak without saying anything, but got to thinking - are shrimp allergies that sensitive. Son was probably 10 feet from me.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:29 pm to TigerFred
Yeah, but is she hot?
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:29 pm to TigerFred
The appropriate response is multiple shotgunning or funneling if the apparatus is handy.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:31 pm to TigerFred
PIIHB
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:32 pm to TigerFred
Please direct her to FBD is straighten her out.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:33 pm to nc14
quote:What man hasn't had a beer at 7:30 am? I'm usually on #4 or 5 by that time when I'm fishing.
Seriously, who orders a beer at 7:30?
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:34 pm to anc
quote:
We went out to lunch to a taco place. They had a three taco lunch. I ordered one chicken, one steak and one shrimp. This lady at the next table, several feet away, gets up and tells me that her son has a shrimp allergy and we are sitting too close for me to have shrimp.
I change the shrimp to a second steak without saying anything, but got to thinking - are shrimp allergies that sensitive. Son was probably 10 feet from me.
I would have changed all 3 to shrimp with extra shrimp.
Then ordered everyone shrimp cocktails.
Then hired some dude with a sombrero and a ukelele to go sing.
"If shellfish kill him dead,
Then you should not have bred,
Leave south Louisiana,
Move to Wyoming instead!"
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 6:40 pm
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:35 pm to yellowfin
quote:
People getting a late start
This response wins the internet.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:36 pm to TigerFred
I would have had them move my seat. No way this works out well.
This is a thing with some older people I guess. I had a lady announce to the entire grocery store check out line that it was a good thing I was being carded because drunk drivers kill people. Was really awkward as it was at a place that cards everyone, I am obviously of age by several decades and it was a six pack of beer amongst a full grocery shopping trip in the middle of the day.
This is a thing with some older people I guess. I had a lady announce to the entire grocery store check out line that it was a good thing I was being carded because drunk drivers kill people. Was really awkward as it was at a place that cards everyone, I am obviously of age by several decades and it was a six pack of beer amongst a full grocery shopping trip in the middle of the day.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:37 pm to bhtigerfan
I hardly ever drink but I always drink on a flight. Not because I'm nervous. I love flying. I just do it because why not? Mad Men, bro.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:37 pm to OWLFAN86
Having met both you and Fred IRL, I know for a fact that this story is true!! LOL!!
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:39 pm to geaux88
quote:well yeah,, why would I tell an untrue story >
Having met both you and Fred IRL, I know for a fact that this story is true!! LOL!!
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:39 pm to anc
quote:
Not to hijack the thread, but I had something really strange happen to me on Friday.
We went out to lunch to a taco place. They had a three taco lunch. I ordered one chicken, one steak and one shrimp. This lady at the next table, several feet away, gets up and tells me that her son has a shrimp allergy and we are sitting too close for me to have shrimp.
I change the shrimp to a second steak without saying anything, but got to thinking - are shrimp allergies that sensitive. Son was probably 10 feet from me.
That was very shellfish of her.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:39 pm to anc
quote:
This lady at the next table, several feet away, gets up and tells me that her son has a shrimp allergy and we are sitting too close for me to have shrimp.
Seriously? I would have told her to frick off. Don't bring your shrimp allergy offspring to a place that serves fricking shrimp. I would have then proceeded to change all of my tacos to shrimp. Some people are unfrickingreal.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:40 pm to OWLFAN86
I miss Hooters Airline.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:46 pm to geaux88
quote:
Having met both you and Fred IRL,
Prayers sent
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:49 pm to TigerFred
Should have ordered an IPA and started the FBD thread.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:50 pm to TigerFred
You sound like a raging alcoholic if you are drinking that time in the morning.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 6:52 pm to TigerFred
quote:
Lady next to me tells me that I shouldn't be drinking at 7:30 in the morning. I am polite the first time and tell her that I will take her advice into consideration.
F her. You're flying - that's always an excuse to get a buzz going.
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