- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: When one of your kids has the worst luck of his life
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:02 pm to Shalimar Sid
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:02 pm to Shalimar Sid
Re: mono, tell him not to take making out for the first time for granted.
0
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:03 pm to Rounder1
If he'd bit it in the crash, that would've negated all the subsequent stuff in your list and made the admissions decision moot.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:05 pm to Shalimar Sid
He's like a modern Anne Frank, what with missing soccer season and all
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:08 pm to CowboyPride
quote:Richard Simmons
Why you gotta hate on the gheys?
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:14 pm to Bullfrog
quote:
Seems like he's putting himself in dumbass situations and you're probably soft on him
This
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:25 pm to Shalimar Sid
quote:
My son who is slated to attend LSU 2016
The worst thing out of all that you listed
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:27 pm to Shalimar Sid
quote:
2 weeks ago he totals his car thankfully being OK.
Could have been seriously injured or died.
quote:
He dropped his IPhone which cost 100 to get repaired.
Could have not been fixable
quote:
Some good news happens when he gets a job only to be robbed at gunpoint on his second day there.
Again, could have died.
quote:
Yesterday he is diagnosed with Mono and must sit out the Soccer city league.
Could have been cancer or AIDS.
He'll be fine. The worst case scenario didn't happen in any of these situations. Get him some counseling for the robbery though.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:29 pm to Shalimar Sid
Tell him that when he gets over his bout with mono, that you're going to pay for a real high class hooker to give him a BJ, then tussle his hair and call him "sport".
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:36 pm to Shalimar Sid
quote:
must sit out the Soccer city league
Tell him that in order to get pussy, one must stop being a pussy. Once that happens, luck changes in its own
Posted on 4/6/15 at 4:52 pm to Shalimar Sid
quote:
Yesterday he is diagnosed with Mono
Hopefully its not the bunghole variety with smelly discharge?
Posted on 4/6/15 at 5:01 pm to Shalimar Sid
Life is like a roller-coaster son! You go up, you go down, then you go around that corner only to see some double loop barrel roll thing and think oh shite I shouldn't have eaten that hot dog .. The only thing you can do is throw your hands up, say frick it and enjoy the ride!
Posted on 4/6/15 at 5:07 pm to Shalimar Sid
quote:
Yesterday he is diagnosed with Mono
at least hes getting some arse
Posted on 4/6/15 at 5:29 pm to Shalimar Sid
He is about to start a 4 year party. He'll live.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 5:34 pm to Tigerlaff
Draw a nice warm bubble bath for him.
Page 3 of 3
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News