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When getting a hooker goes wrong

Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:53 am
Posted by Bama Shadow
Member since Jan 2009
575 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:53 am
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For some reason I'm retarded and can't get any of the article to copy and paste. TL/DR man orders hooker and his wife shows up.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54521 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:55 am to
Look on the bright side he saved himself $20
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
11600 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 4:56 am to
I'd have the weirdest boner ever. Reaction would be like...

Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
7120 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 5:00 am to
Not sure why he's mad. He married what he likes apparently
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51908 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 5:04 am to
I like how the hypocrisy of the woman getting pissed at the guy for cheating when she has been doing the same isn't even noted, it's just a given.
Posted by gsvar2004
Member since Nov 2007
7954 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 5:06 am to
Seems a little strange he didn't notice that the pic were his own wife. You'd think if he was with her for nearly 20 years he could tell even if her face wasn't in the pics.
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45052 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 5:07 am to
2 things.

I'd be more pissed that I ordered what I thought was a 26 year old and a woman showed up 20+ years older. That's false advertising.

And isn't marriage in and of itself the definition of soliciting prostitution?
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 5:07 am to
Fake news.
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 5:42 am to
I don't see the problem. Dude hires a hooker and finds out his wife is suckin dick for money. No money changed hands and it wasn't a sting. Nothing illegal right?

He is the only one getting in trouble now? Wtf

Edit: providing a service for money should not be illegal. Stupidest thing ever.
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 5:45 am
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24175 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:01 am to
Making prostitution illegal actually makes STD transmission throughout the general population to be higher.
Posted by emanresu
Member since Dec 2009
9368 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:04 am to
quote:

Making prostitution illegal actually makes STD transmission throughout the general population to be higher.

So does sleeping around. So we should outlaw that too?
Posted by Flipadelphia
Member since Dec 2009
667 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:04 am to
Isn't that what the "If you like pina coladas" song is about?
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14982 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:07 am to
Wasn't there a song back in the '70's?
Oh yea, the 1979 Pina colada song.
Posted by Wind
Member since Nov 2016
854 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:08 am to
quote:

Isn't that what the "If you like pina coladas" song is about?


This needs more upvotes and it should have been one of the first comments.

Exactly what started playing in my head after reading....


"If you have half a brain..."
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24175 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:18 am to
quote:


So does sleeping around. So we should outlaw that too?


Just like with prostitution, it's pointless. Because people just do it anyway. But just in case I accidentally date a cheater. I'd prefer my society to have a lower STD rate.

It'll also lower overall medical costs for everyone.
Posted by KillTheGophers
Member since Jan 2016
6218 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:20 am to
No transaction took place - why face charges for prostitution?

If they are charging him, why not her?
Posted by LeroyBrown
South Side Of Chicago
Member since Jul 2017
560 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:32 am to
kind of like drinking "pina coladas in the rain"

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65714 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:48 am to
I'm going to doubt this really happened.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 6:49 am to
She True Lied him? Nice.
Posted by SpeckledTiger
Denham Springs
Member since Jul 2010
1477 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:22 am to
quote:

And isn't marriage in and of itself the definition of soliciting prostitution?



you must not be too familiar with what happens or, more importantly, doesn't happen in the institution of marriage.
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