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Posted on 2/23/17 at 12:56 pm to Cold Drink
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Let people pull power moves on me and allow my brain to fully understand the naked patheticness of that person so that my regard for them is naturally and subconsciously lowered. I am then able to treat them with the lack of respect they've earned, which usually means I don't think about them much because I've moved on to more interesting people.
He said softly to himself from beneath a forward-tilted fedora.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 1:08 pm to T Blair
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Yeah, you pretty much lose alpha male status when someone mentions continental land holdings. There's just really not much of a high ground from there I have to say.
Galactic land holdings?
Posted on 2/23/17 at 1:11 pm to BabyTac
Murder.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 1:15 pm to SaturdayTraditions
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Galactic land holdings?
That's a deed for a star, chief. You ain't gonna have much land on a star. Try again and try not to sound like a moron this time.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 1:16 pm to BabyTac
J.P. Morgan used to ensure that the legs on his chair were longer than anyone else's. Or he would have his chair built on an elevated platform so as to tower over others at the negotiation table.
Me... I simply smile to let them know I am unfazed by their power move. If they attempt the Trump handshake, the best thing to do is as he pulls to get you off balance, thrust forward in a manner which combined with his "pull" will in fact throw him off balance.
Me... I simply smile to let them know I am unfazed by their power move. If they attempt the Trump handshake, the best thing to do is as he pulls to get you off balance, thrust forward in a manner which combined with his "pull" will in fact throw him off balance.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 1:19 pm to LucasP
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That's a deed for a star, chief. You ain't gonna have much land on a star. Try again and try not to sound like a moron this time.
Oh sweetheart... it is also a tongue-in-cheek joke.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 1:37 pm to BabyTac
Every day I take out $20 in pennies from the bank, stick them in my arse, and spend them. I have been doing this for 10 years. That's 7,300,000 pennies. That's over 150% the population of Louisiana. That way when I meet someone who puts me on edge, maybe intimidates me a litte, I can know that they have handled something that has been in my arse. It gives me the upper hand. After all, I've never touched anything that's been in their arse, have I?
Posted on 2/23/17 at 1:40 pm to shotcaller1
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Finger in the butt
I just spit all over my desk.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 1:42 pm to BabyTac
I paint a square around them. If they move out of the square, I pummel them.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:29 pm to LucasP
quote:yeah you right. TBH I just forget their name in purpose
He said softly to himself from beneath a forward-tilted fedora.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 12:24 am to BabyTac
When everyone else is ordering a 14" pizza, I order the 18"
Posted on 2/24/17 at 12:35 am to BabyTac
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Grabbing the fingers instead of the hand on a handshake forcing my opponent to give me the limp shake while I grip firm?
That makes you look like a clown who doesn't know how to shake hands.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 12:41 am to Jake88
Ask their name and then have a decent conversation and then whenever they ask you a question you ask them who they are again? Make sure they know you think they are scum that I don't worry about
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:55 am to BabyTac
Usually a club tie, firm hand shake, certain look in the eye, and an easy smile.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 4:43 am to BabyTac
A loud, reverberating fart clears the air and exerts my dominance over others in the room. Also, the fact that I get to the meeting place early to urinate on the furniture and carpet as it marks the space as MY territory.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 5:12 am to SaturdayTraditions
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SaturdayTraditions
Lucas, that's 2. One more and you limit out and have to move to a new thread.
On topic, I ask someone, "what's the capital of Thailand?" and you know the rest.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 5:45 am to BabyTac
Draining a birdie putt. Happens often
Posted on 2/24/17 at 6:24 am to LucasP
Nominee best post.
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